Tegan ; kill me
Mac ; interview how did it go
Tegan; awful I'm not talking about it
I go to the kitchen making myself a cup of coffee
Mac : why did it go awful what did u do
Tegan ; i said i would do anything to get the job and he took it the wrong way as to say I'd sleep with u if i get the job
Mac ; oh jesus
Tegan; it wasn't meant like that tho
Mac ; u don't ever say you'll do anything at an interview
Tegan ; i know and as soon as i said it i regretted it
Mac ; yh so are u sticking with your job u have at the minute
Tegan ; yes
Mac ; have fun
Tegan: kill me
Mac ; why would i wanna do that
Tegan ; so u have the place to yourself
Mac : i wouldn't be able to pay for the house without u so i won't be killing u
Tegan :fine I'll deal with the shitty job
Mac : u do that
Tegan : your such a good friend
Mac : I'm sorry but i love this house and i don't feel like being going to prison so
Tegan: rude
Mac ; love u too right me gotta hot date
Tegan: ooo
Mac ; hes so hot
Tegan : i want all the details when u get back
Mac ; you'll get every detail
Tegan: good have fun and if u get down to any business make sure u wrap it up
Mac : i will I'm not stupid....shut up i know I'm stupid but I'm always safe
Tegan: u aren't stupid u just don't think sometimes
Mac : i know anyway goodbye love ya
Tegan; goodbyeeee
He walks out the door and i sit down going on my phone and i watch tik tok for a while untill i get a message
Unknown; hey...it's drew
Tegan ; heyyy
Drew : i just wanted to cheak in and see how your interview went
Tegan : went badly didn't get the job
Drew ; what did u do
Tegan : i said i would do anything to get the job and he took it the wrong way
Drew ; anyone would take that the wrong way
Tegan : i know i fucked up
Drew : yh just a little
Tegan: oh welllll after i left last night did u have fun
Drew ; no i went home and chilled
Tegan ; thats sounds fun
Drew ; it was a lot better then that party me and my friend just watched random shiz on Netflix
Next thing i know I'm getting a face time call from him and i answer and a face i don't know shows up
Drew ; dude seriously give it back
Guy ; hi
Tegan: um hi
Drew ; just hang up
Guy : no don't hi I'm Austin
Tegan: tegan
Austin: wait aren't u lydia cooper
Tegan ; nope
Austin: u look exactly like her
Drew : whos nelly
Austin: porn star
Drew ; oh my God
Austin : what porn is normal
Drew ; i know but u just said she looks like a porn star
Tegan: well me and lyida have the same face
Drew ; you've watched
Tegan: i haven't watched the porn but shes my twin sister
Austin; ok makes sence why u look like her
Drew : i find it really weird you've seem her sister naked
Austin : i find it weird I'm talking to her sister
Tegan : and i find this all weird
Drew : right phone please
Austin : yep well nice to meet u
Tegan: and u
Drew takes his phone and then the phone moves a lot then i hear a door shut
Drew ; i am so sorry for the whole thing the call and your sister
Tegan: its all good but why did he call me
Drew : apparently i wasn't paying enough attention to him so he took my phone and "accidentall" called u
Tegan: fair enough i guess
Drew : what were we evening messageing about
Tegan ; i don't really know
Drew : ok
Tegan ; so what u doin
Drew : fuck all I'm bored as hell
Tegan : tik tok is great company
Drew; is that what u were doing
Tegan : yh tik tok is my best friend i know its sad but
Drew : its not sad
Tegan : yes it is
Drew; ok maybe a little
Tegan : yh I'll be back give me a second
Drew ; ok
I get up and i leave my phone on sofa and i go to the bathroom doing my business walking out
Mac ; baby
Tegan ; hey why u here
Mac : he ditched me
Tegan : asshole
Mac : i know
Tegan : what do u say we go out and drink take some photos and show him what hes missed
Mac ; i like your thinking
Tegan: let me change and were go
Mac ; ok go
I grab my phone and drew wasn't there so i message him
Tegan : where did u go
Drew : something came up talk another time
I put my phone in my pocket and i go upstairs and i change my clothes and i go down stairs
Tegan: come on queen
Mac ; coming
We walk out the door getting in the uber and it take us to a bar and i take photos for mac
Mac : oh i look hella fine
Tegan; u always look hella fine
Mac ; i know but i look even more fine
Tegan : u gonna post
Mac ; I'm posting this one caption is gonna be your loss
Tegan; ok
Mac ; or is that to foward
Tegan: u are forward
Mac ; yh the captions your loss
Tegan: ok
Mac : a cheers
We pick our drinks up and we cheers
Mac ; to the single life
Tegan : now and forever
Mac ; i am not going to be single forever I'm gonna marry a very rich man and get u to be the surrogate for us so we can have babies
Tegan; since when was i going to be your surrogate
Mac ; since forever
Tegan : ok
Mac ; u would be my surrogate right
Tegan; i don't think so i think i would get attached to the baby and not want to give it to u and your partner
Mac : rude
Tegan: kinda rude of u to assume I'd be surrogate
Mac ; oh shut up and drink i want to get shit faced
Tegan : so do i wish us luck getting home
Mac ; oh we can just sleep on the floor some where
Tegan ; wouldn't be the first time lets do it
We down our drinks
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