Skip a few days
Mac : oi
Tegan: what I'm reading
Mac ; your boyfriends here
Tegan: dude
Mac : hes your boyfriend
Tegan ; tell him to come out side
Mac ; not your slave
Tegan ; please I'm comfy here
Mac ; fine
He goes back inside and i close my book
Drew : loser
Tegan; peanut
Drew : what
Tegan: i don't know i thought of peanut
Drew : fair enough u strange girl
He trys to sit on the hammock with me and it wobbles
Tegan : were gonna fall off
Drew ; we will be fine
Tegan : if we fall its your fault
Drew : I'll take blame
He makes the hammock move
Tegan : stop
Drew : no
Tegan ; u can risk falling
I get off off and next thing i now the hammock flips with drew in it and i instantly start dying of laughter and he didn't look happy at all
Drew : thats your fault
Tegan: I'm sorry i am atchally so sorry
Drew: don't think u are u laughed
Tegan: its what a proper person would do
Drew : mean
Tegan: I'm sorry are u ok
Drew : yh I'm fine
He gets up and he starts laughing
Tegan : are u sure your ok
Drew : better then ever
He leans down kissing me
Tegan: are u gonna sit on it again
Drew : nah I'll sit in the tree
Tegan: if your gonna clime the tree be careful mac done it and broke his leg
Drew ; how is that possible
Tegan: he sat one of the branche and it broke and he fell to the floor and his leg caught his fall which broke it
Drew ; i will be very careful
Tegan: pleass do i don't want a broken drew
Drew : no broken drews
Tegan ; ok
I watch as he starts climbing the tree and thank the lords he didn't get hurt
Drew : Its such a food view
Tegan : take some good photos then
Drew ; i have my camera in my bag can u get it and I'll take some photos
Tegan : i don't know why your trusting me with your camera
Drew ; i trust u
Tegan ; i really wouldn't but ok
I get up and i get his camera out his bag and i clime up the tree
Tegan : got it
Drew : yh
Mac : the fuck why u in a tree
Tegan ; hes the monkey man
Drew ; i am the monkey mannnnn
He yells
Mac : ok now i see why u 2 belong together your both weird as fuck and i regret my choice on coming out here
He walks back inside and we both start laughing
Drew : u can call me the monkey man from now
Tegan : will do monkey man
Drew ; thank u
Tegan : so mr monkey man do u want a pizza pocket I'm hungry
Drew : pizza pocket sounds good
Tegan : I'll bring it out
Drew ; ok I'll chill in my tree
Tegan; u do that
I walk inside and i put the pizza pockets in the microwave and i wake for the them to cook and i head back out side and drews sitting on the floor talking to a bird
Tegan; are u ok
Drew ; I'm not weird
Tegan; yes u are
I hand him the pizza and i sit down
Tegan ; did u hit your head when u fell
Drew ; nope
Tegan: ok maybe I'm just seeing the real u now
Drew ; yep and your stuck with me
He kisses me
Tegan ; well i could end what ever this is then i wouldn't be stuck with u
Drew : would u end it with me cause of my weirdness
Tegan: no cause I'm just as weird as u and I've liked u long enough that I'm not gonna end it within days
Drew : good
I lean over kissing him
Drew : so i was thinking tomrrow me u bar drinks
Tegan : yes
Drew ; good also are we aloud to see other people as we aren't atchally together
Tegan; no i haven't spent ages liking u for u to go on another date with some other bitch and u fall for her why
Drew; oh no i wasn't meaning as me go on another date I'm just making sure
Tegan : ok
Drew : u were quick to answer
Tegan: just sayin
Drew; i know and thanks for making it clear
Tegan : your welcome
Drew ; what if outer banks blows up and say people like me will u be calling them bitchs
Tegan: no but like i get if they like u
Drew: i dout it my character awful and messed up mager daddy issues
Tegan: u would be surprised who like guys who are awful and love daddy issues
Drew : girls confuse me
Tegan; everyone confesses me
Drew ; it doesn't take much to confuse
Tegan : oi cheeky
Drew; I'm joking
Tegan; nah it really don't take much to confuse me your right
Drew : no but i was joking
Tegan: yh its true
Drew: no
Tegan : yes so be quiet
Drew: its clear whos gonna be wearing the pants in this relationship
Tegan: definitely won't be u
Drew: i need step up
Tegan: i don't mind wearing the pants
Drew ; I'm sure u don't but I'm gonna step up so we can be an even in wearing the pants
Tegan; ok
My phone then starts ringing and i answer and i talk and then i hang up
Tegan : woooo
Drew : good news
Tegan: been applying for jobs i got a job interview
Drew : yes
Tegan : oh god i need a cigarette
Drew : are u already worried about this
Tegan: yes do u have a cigarette
Drew : yes
He hands me the box and i take one and i light it
Tegan ; uhh
Drew : what is this job interview
Tegan; to work in a hospital move patients around get rid of bed pans
Drew : oh
Tegan; i know it sounds disgusting but anything can be better then the job I'm doing
Drew ; if your happy I'm happy
Tegan ; i am very happy
Drew : well then so am i
I do a little dance
Drew : be careful your going to burn yourself with that cigarette
Tegan: I'll be fine
Drew: when u burn yourself don't complain to me
Tegan: i won't cause i won't get hurt
Drew: yh I'm not risking it
He takes the cigarette out my hand and puts it out
Tegan : hey
Drew; i was saving u unlike u did me on the hammock
Tegan: that happend why to quick for me to save u
Drew ; still could have tryed
Tegan ; I'll try being quicker next time
Drew ; thank u very much appreciated
Tegan: your welcome
Drew : so when we going on that camping trip
Tegan; oh my God i totally forgot about that
Drew : so rude
Tegan; I'm so sorry
Drew ; should be
Tegan: how about next weekend
Drew ;i go to Vegas for the weekend
Tegan ; drinking gambling
Drew ; and filming something
Tegan: why didn't i know u were filming something
Drew ; only found out the other day i got it
Tegan; whats it about
Drew : secret
Tegan : can u tell me whos in
Drew ; rudy and a girl called Elaine she worked on obx with us
Tegan : ooo ok whens it coming out
Drew ; i don't really know i think in a few weeks
Tegan: ok
Drew : when i get back from Vegas we can arrage camping and it will give us time to convince people to come
Tegan; ok sounds good
Drew; ok right I'm gonna go I'll pick u up at 7
Tegan: ok I'll see u at 7
Drew: see u then
He kisses me
Tegan: bye
Drew : bye
He walks off and i get up sitting on the hammock and i didn't fall like drew and i go back to reading my book
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