Freddy: ok guys, you ready to scare the shit out of the night guard? Visits
Bonnie: yes!
Chica: yep
Foxy: fu*k this I'm going to smoke some weed. *walks off*
Chica: well screw him
Freddy: let's just forget about him. Ok we scare the night guard on three. One...two....THREE!
everyone jumps out screaming as loud as they could.
Night Guard Rob: FU*K YOU! FU*K YOU! FU*K YOU! *flips off*
Bonnie: woah man! What's your problem?
Night Guard Rob: MY PROBLEM? MY PROBLEM! YOU THINK ITS OKAY TO COME IN HERE AND SCARE THE SHIT OUT OFF ME LIKE THAT?! HUH? DO YA!
Freddy: HEY BUDDY! I DONT KNOW WHO YOU THINK YOU ARE, BUT-
Night guard Rob picks Freddy up before he could finish yelling.
Freddy: hey! Wha..what are you doing?!
Night Guard Rob: AHHHHHH *throws Freddy at wall*
Night guard Rob runs up to Freddy and repeatedly kicks him in the bear balls.
Night guard Rob: YOU LIKE THAT HUH?! DONT YA!
Freddy: PLEASE STOP!!! *cries*
Just then the clock started playing the 6 o'clock music.
Night guard Rob: oh well looks like my shift is over. I hope you guys have a lovely day. *dances out door*
Bonnie and Chica: 😦😦
Freddy: I hate that guy😖
THE END
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