THE STUPIDITY OF FNAF

Mikes Band

(This chapter is based off of one of my favorite Spongebob episodes. I think you can guess what episode it is😏)

Mike: *daydreaming about having a band*

Bonnie: daydreaming about having a band, huh?

Mike: yes-wait what? How did you know I was-

Bonnie: I can read minds Mike....I read minds all the time and you will never believe the shit that people think of.

Mike: ....ok? I'm just gonna daydream again if you don't mind.

Bonnie: you wanna start a band?

Mike: yes, but I don't have any friends to start one with.

Bonnie: .....I'm your friend....

Mike: says the animatronic rabbit who tried to kill me.

Bonnie: hey! That's when we first met!

Mike: Ok! Ok! Chill!

Bonnie: soooo? Do you want me in the band or nah?

Mike: aren't you already in a band with Freddy?

Bonnie: yeah, but I don't think he would care if I'm in two bands.

Freddy jumps through the right blind spot and landing on Mikes desk, knocking stuff off of it. Then eventually, the desk collapses.

Bonnie: Ya know you could have just walked through the door

Freddy: ......I want to be in your band Mike!

Mike: Freddy, I don't know-

Freddy: if you put me in the band I won't scare you for 2 mouths.

Mike: your in

Chica: *pokes head in room* can I join????

Mike: *sigh* why not

Foxy: I'm joining too either ye like it or not.

Balloon Boy and Balloon Girl walks in.

Balloon Boy: Can we join??

Everyone: NO

Balloon Girl: pretty please??

Everyone: NO!

Balloon Boy: fine, we'll just annoy you until you let us in.

Balloon Boy and Balloon Girl started making the most annoying sounds ever!

Mike: ALRIGHT! ALRIGHT! YOU CAN JOIN! JUST PLEASE SHUT UP!

Balloon Girl: yay!

Mike: ok then, band practice Saturday night.

~SATURDAY NIGHT~

Mike walks into the building while straightening his tie. When he looked up, all the tables were gone, all the chairs faced the stage like there was going to be a movie. He saw that Freddy, Chica, Bonnie, Foxy, Balloon Boy, and Balloon Girl was sitting in chairs in the front row. Mike walked up on stage. He saw that Freddy a trumpet, Chica had little drums, Foxy had a flute, the balloon brats had botons, Bonnie had his guitar, of course, and he saw Foxys_weed with a triangle. "Wait a minute? Foxys_weed is here?" Mike thought.

Mike: umm Foxys_weed, Why are you at band practice?

Foxys_weed: I just wanted to show up. Look, I brought my triangle.

Foxys_weed gently hits the triangle with a little stick, causing it to make a "ding" sound.

Mike: ok then? Well, first of all I would like to thank those who came. Does anyone want to ask any questions before we start?