Chica: bow down before me!
Bonnie: *sigh* Chica can we play something else besides queen of pizza?
Chica: no! It's my turn to pick the game on game night. Now go make me 50 pizzas!
Bonnie, Foxy, and Freddy: *sigh* ok😞
Just then Mario bursts throw the wall with an army of Luigi's.
Mario: surrender all of your pizza and no one gets hurt!
Foxy: what's going on?!
Freddy: I don't know!
Chica: you dare come into MY kingdom and threaten me!
Bonnie: umm Chica this is a kids entertainment place, it's not a kingdom.
Freddy: yeah if it was a kingdom I would be the king
Chica: shut up
Mario: GIVE ME YOUR PIZZA NOW!!!
Chica: NEVER!!!
Mario: fine then, Luigi's ATTACK!!!
Chica: ARMY OF BALLOON BOYS ATTACK!!!!!
Freddy: wait what?!
An army of balloon boys came bursting through the door. The balloon boys and Luigi's started fighting.
Chica and Mario went head to head with each other in the battle.
Mario: you will never win!
Chica: you will die tonigh-
*ding dong ding dong*
Everyone stops fighting.
Chica: well that's the 6:00 bell
Freddy: everyone get into your places now!
Mario: I will return Chica!
Chica: keep your little a$$ out of my pizzeria!
Freddy: umm your pizzeria?
Chica: SHUT UP FAGBEAR!!!
Freddy runs away crying.
💩💩💩💩💩THE END💩💩💩💩
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RandomTHIS BOOK IS ABOUT THE ANIMATRONICS DOING WEIRD AND STUPID THINGS! READ IT OR FREDDY WILL TRY TO EAT YOUR PANTS TONIGHT! WARNING: This book may have mature words and actions in it....and really bad grammar. READ AT YOUR OWN RISK!! Also, this book wi...
