THE STUPIDITY OF FNAF

Meet Balloon Girl

(Ignore the picture above^)

Chica is in the kitchen making pizza. She realizes that she needs pizza sauce so she went to go get some, leaving the pizza doe by its self on the counter. Suddenly a little hand reached up there and took the pizza doe. Chica came back and realized the pizza doe was gone.

Chica: NOOO!!!!! WHY!!!!

~IN ANOTHER ROOM~

Bonnie: *playing guitar* ROCK IN ROLL!!! YYYYAAAHHH!!!!

Freddy: *yells from other room* Bonnie! Get in here now!

Bonnie: oh god.

Bonnie sat his guitar down and walked to Freddy's room. A mysterious figure came in waring a black cloak. It takes Bonnie's guitar and disappears.

~A COUPLE OF MINUTES LATER~

Bonnie: *comes back* why does Freddy have to be a huge a-*notices his guitar is gone* no....NO!!!!!

~IN FREDDY'S ROOM~

Freddy: *hears Bonnie yell* *sigh* does that rabbit know how to be quiet! *stomps off*

When Freddy was gone, the figure came back. It looks around and see Freddy has left his hat.

Mysterious figure: *hears Bonnie yell "BALD" from the other room* *rolls eyes*

(The reason why Bonnie yelled "BALD" is because Freddy wasn't waring is hat, thus reviling is bald head.)

The figure snatches Freddy's hat and goes back into the shadows.

Freddy: *comes back* how could he get so upset over a dumb- *notices hat is gone* NNNNOOOOO!!!!

~IN PIRATES COVE~

Foxy: why is everyone screaming? Ah nevermind, don't worry about it. Just enjoy your Sunday.

Foxy takes off his pants and throws them to the side. He then lays down closes his eyes and relaxes. All of a sudden a arm comes threw the curtains and snatches Foxy's pants without him noticing.

~A HOUR LATER~

Foxy: *wakes up* well time to put me pants back on.

Foxy looks around and his pants are no where to be seen.

Foxy: oh no...

~LATER~

Freddy: alright everyone! We're having a meeting. Is everyone here?

Bonnie: here!

Chica: here!

Freddy: Foxy? Where's Foxy?

Foxy: here

Foxy slowly walks into the room with a towel raped around him.

Freddy: Foxy, where are your pants?

Foxy: someone stole them

Bonnie: that's funny because someone stole my guitar.

Chica: and my pizza doe!

Foxy: and let me guess, someone stole your hat Freddy.

Freddy: yeah

Bonnie: *whispers to Chica* I kinda like the bucket he's waring on is head right now then the hat *giggles*

Freddy: I herd that!

Bonnie: whoops!

Freddy: ok, so the meeting we're having today is going to be about who stole our most beloved items. Does anyone know who?

Everyone: *shakes heads*

Freddy: ok, so the only people it's gonna be is either Mike, Jeremy, Candy, or Balloon Boy.

Bonnie: it's gotta be Balloon Boy.

Foxy: yep

Freddy: ok let's go find that brat.

Everyone was looking around for Balloon Boy. They saw a figure running into a dark room.

Chica: that looks like balloon boy!

The animatronics followed the dark figure into the dark room. When they entered the room, Freddy tuned on a light switch and saw a mountain of junk piled up in the middle of the room.

Foxy: where did all this stuff come from?

Freddy: I don't know. Balloon Boy!! You better have an explanation for this!

A little figure much like Balloon Boy, came out of the junk pile.

Balloon Girl: I'm not Balloon Boy, I'm Balloon Girl.

Freddy: oh....my....God.....there's another one!

Bonnie: yep, except its female.

Freddy: Balloon Bo- I mean girl! Why did you steal our stuff!

Balloon Girl: I just like stealing things.

Freddy: well stop stealing things! Especially MY things! Now, where's my hat?

Chica: and my pizza doe!

Foxy: and me pants!

Bonnie: and my baby!

Everyone: your baby?

Bonnie: uhh I mean my guitar!

Balloon Girl: ugh! Fine, here's your junk back.

Chica: yay! Thank you!

Balloon Girl: I was trying to do you a favor by stealing that pizza doe.

Chica: why?

Balloon Girl: because you need to lay off the pizza.

Chica: (-_-)....never

🌚The End🌚
(I want a pickle😢)