Shrek x Sonic 🤪🤪🤪🤪🤑🤑🤑🤑❤️❤️

chapter 2 i hate myself

"boris"

"what do you want you ugly prick"

"who is that?"

it was lunch time now, and shrek and boris we're eating, shrek pointed towards sonic the hedgecock, who was sitting amongst the other popular kids

such as the jock, bob the builder and the queen of baddies, peppa pig.

"sonic? he's the school bad boy, hes fucked over 932873827382738273 cactuses!"

"ew! thats nasty! I will NEVER fall for him because im just that quirky!"

"yeeah go bestie!"

"heyyyyyyyyyyyyy shrekkkkk bby" sonic speedran to shrek in 0.69696969696996 seconds

shrek jumped out of his seat in shock

"omg what do u want!"

"can i have your number bbg"

"ew no! go away stupid!" shrek got up from his chair and threw his lunch on sonic.

then proceeded to stomp on his repeatedly while screaming 'dumb dream copy!"

shrek was a dream stan.

he spat on sonic and walked away with boris

"omg bestie that was so quirky"

"ikr looool"

time skip

"hey shrek" boris called

"what do yuou want prick"

"theres gonna be a party at peppas house today, her brother george is there too, he cries a lot tho"

"omg yas bestie! les goo!"

shrek grabbed boris hand and sprinted to his swamp

"mummy im home uwu!"

"go fuck yourself" his mum said

"mummy we're going to a party tonight! can i go?"

"I literally dont care just go i hope you die there!"

"aw thanks mummy! love you!"

"stupid mistake"

"come on boris lets go to my room" he said, boris nodded and they went to his room

"Ok i have this red dress and this blue dress"

"can i wear the blue one"

"ok! ill have this cute red one!"

"omg yassss we look so good" boris shat on the floor

"yesss! we're gonna get so many guys!

they both giggled like a 35th street new york bronx crackheads, shreks mummy had to throw a champagne bottle to tell them to shut the fuck up

time skip

shrek and boris danced to their hearts content in the middle of the dance floor

boris was doing the orange justice and shrek was twerking

they were getting stares from random boys

especially from sonic the hedgecock.

shrek looked over at sonic

sonic was staring at him with a death glare

shrek walked up to sonic nervously and put his index fingers together like a whiny bitch boy

"h-h-h-h-h-h-h-h-h-h-h-hey s-s-s-s-s-s-s-s-s-sonic...."[

"what do u want."

"i-i-i-i-i-i-i-i-i-im s-s-s-s-s-s-s-s-s-s-s-sorry f-f-f-f-f-f-f-f-for s-s-s-s-s-s-s-stepping o-o-o-o-o-o-on y-y-y-y-y-y-you"

"oh its ok"

they viciously made out on the dance floor