Shrek sat his fat bunda onto the chair, which ended up breaking because the chair could not withstand his fat ass
He gave Boris the side eye, Boris was acting weird, and Shrek was curious.
"You look ugly as fuck when you think like that." Shrek said
"I have to tell u something important."
"Well spit it out prick ass"
"I cheated on Kim and Donald...With Barack Obama."
Shrek fainted, and got back up again, screaming.
"YOU STUPID BRITISH BITCH, THIS WHY YOUR HAIR MUSTY AS FUCK, DO U NEVER BRUSH IT?!?!?!?!?"
"SOWWY! He said my hair looked nice so I-"
Shrek pulled out his ak-47 and shot Boris' hairline right off. Not like it mattered, because Boris Johnson already had no hairline to begin with.
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"Yo sup g wus all dis fuss about?" Sonic rushed over.
"Boris cheated on Donald and Kim with Obama."
Sonic' eyes popped out their socket.
"Wow. You are a bitch." Sonic said, magically throwing confetti at Boris, who screamed loudly as he had a deathly allergic reaction to anything happy.
"Anyways, babe I gotta Tel u summ" he said, lip biting.
"Better be important then" Shrek said, rolling his eyes.
Sonic got down on both knees. Not one. Both. Like Shane Dawson
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Yes.
"Shrek will u be the milk to my cereal?🥺🥺🥺🥺🥺🥺🥺🥺🥺🥺" He said
"Lol ok idc"
Sonic erupted into happiness, and sharted on the floor.
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hanos watched his son appear from the doorway in a beautiful white dress
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Shrek x Sonic 🤪🤪🤪🤪🤑🤑🤑🤑❤️❤️
Fanficbasically shrek falls in love with bad bitch boy sonic the hedgecock. this is satire dont take it seriously
