Bendy: Huh, not a bad idea. Why do the heavy work if I can just have my assassin friend get her?
Bendy pulls out his phone, using the voice command system.
Bendy: Phone, call Blitz.
Phone: Of course.......... There are no movies in your area with that title.
Bendy: No, I said 'Call Blitz'
Phone: Searching for Latina Fart Porn.
Bendy gets pissed.
Bendy: No! Call..... BLITZ! You are undermining me!
Phone: Which phrase would you like me to underline?
Bendy: JUST CALL BLITZ ALREADY!!!!!!!!
Phone: Alright......... Yes, Bendy and the Ink Machine is confirmed to be gay.
Bendy's eye twitched at this as he screams in anger and crushes the phone in his hand.
Phone: YES YES YES HARDER DADDY HARDER! YES YES YES YES-
The hpone is crushed to bits.
1 of 10 living objects Destroyed! Try to find them all!
Bendy: You know what, fuck that bitch and fuck you! *walks offscreen* I need a beer.
Bendy Gave Up
YOU LOSE
YOU ARE READING
Hazbin Hotel Ink-Teractive Edition
RandomCome along on an adventure with Bendy to defeat Alastra and restore Hell from it's cartoonish state. And the best part, you can help Bendy along the way, just like a video game!
