Ask The Nice Policeman

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Bendy walked up to the burly demon, tapping on his shoulder lightly.

Bendy: Uh, excuse me officer? Have you seen a dark pink deer bitch go by here?

The guard didn't seem to respond. As Bendy tried to tap him again, he accidently added to much force into it, sending him crashing into a wall.

Bendy: Uh, oops.

Demon #1: OH MY TITAN, MURDERER!

Demon #2: YOU MURDERER! WE'RE CALLING THE GUARDS!

Two more guards show onto the scene, wielding energy lances at him.

Guard #1: Put your hands up in the air, buddy, we gotcha surrounded!

Guard #2: 

Bendy: Wait, no! I'm the Ink Demon! I come in peace from Pentagram City in the Pride Ring!

Guard #1: Holy crap, IT'S AN IMMAGRANT!

Demon #1: OH MY GOD, HE'S HURTING ME! HE'S HURTING ME WITH HIS BRAINS!!

Guard #2: That's it, we're calling in the Emperor's Coven! You're getting petrified, you fiend!

Bendy: Heh. Petrified? Tell me my off-coast friend, what's that gonna-

Suddenly, a green beam struck on Bendy from the sky, turning him into stone where he stood. Just when things couldn't seem to get worse, an avian demon pooped on Bendy's shoulder, causing a tear to stream from his now stone eye.

Bendy died

YOU LOSE

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