Malice Them With A Shoehorn

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Bendy: Hmm, good old intimidation might work, I don't know.

Bendy then proceeded to grab the demon captain, pry his beak open and shout inside it. 

Bendy: I AM A ZOMBIE AND I WILL MALICE YOU WITH A SHOEHORN!

Captain: *falls to ground* Malice me with a shoehorn?!

The Imp and Hellhound are shocked as the Captain recoiled and stood, the Egogator retreating back into the water to avoid the upcoming carnage. However, instead of ripping into Bendy in rage, the Captain let out a hardy laugh and slapped Bendy on the back.

Captain: Arr! Some mighty huge balls to stand up to a captain like that, me bucko! Welcome aboard!

Bendy:

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We then cut to the middle of the Boiling Sea, where Bendy has joined the pirate crew on their ship.

Captain: Alright! Listen up! *points to Boiling Isle* We be headin' to that island! We be docking in a famous tow of the island known as Bonesborough. There, we will find botty! Both the treasure kind and the whore kind! Any questions?

Bendy: Might I suggest a drink?

Captain: Why... Yes! But the Captain's the only one who may have alcohol on ship. But, you seem like a nice fellow matey! I shall share with you my flask of Apple Blood!

Bendy: Don't you mean Apple Juice?

Captain: No.

The Captain reached into his coat, trying to get his flask, but he realized that it's gone missing.

Captain: What the-?! WHO TOUCHED ME FLASK?! *To Bendy* TWASN'T YOU WAS IT?!

Bendy: What, no! If I did steal your flask, you would've smelled it on me.

Captain: Hmm........ I smell mutiny on board! And this be the second time I lost me Apple Blood!  It's got to be either one of those two. *Turns to Bendy* Bendy! Find out who did this! NOW!

Bendy: Uh, AYE-AYE CAPTAIN! *to the reader* Okay, we have no leads on this. Looks like we need to make an educated guess. Who stole the Captain's Apple Blood?

IT BE THE IMP!!!!

IT BE THE HELLHOUND!!!!

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