Do you do polys? If so, macaque x sun wukong x male reader, just them being idiots at pigsy's noodles and flirting all the time with eachother and overall just annoying to pigsy 😈
"Great..." Pigsy muttered to himself, clearly unhappy to see the Trio of lovers approaching him, he hated their cheerful laughs and even their repetitive bouncing as they sat down on the counter. Macaque pulled out the stool for (y/n), "for you (y/n)~" he said in a slow flirtatious tone, (Y/n) rolled his eyes playfully in response "flattering" the young lad sat down, a wide smile on his face seeing his other boyfriend Sun Wukong sit right next to him. "We'll have the usual Pigsy" the peachy monkey said, wrapping a tight arm around (y/n), flashing the boy a wink.
"To go" Macaque added on, also wrapping an arm around (y/n). The boy was smushed together by two monkeys, but he didn't mind.
It was strange, yet so romantic, how they became lovers. Macaque and Sun Wukong had a history of hating each other to the point of attempting to end the other's life, but somehow (y/n) came between the two overtime. He had no intention of interfering with their quarrel in any way. But the two monkeys couldn't help but be flattered by the lad's smile, cheerfulness, and patience. A partner with patience was something the monkeys needed the most, patience to listen and understand their feelings of past traumas really brought the three together most of all.
Pigsy couldn't help but give the stink eye at the three, Mk was enough to deal with, but these three?! These three had the minds of children. Pigsy saw them... maybe how Veronica saw the Heathers.
But take out Pigsy wanting to hang out with them for popularity, he saw them more spoiled, annoying, and possibly envied their freedom a bit....?
Possibly...
Tang, only a couple seats away from the trio, had his nose in a book and a bowl of spicy noodles right by him. He looked up, adjusting his glasses downward seeing the visible stress and frustration on Pigsy's pink pig face. "Maybe you should.., ca-"
"DON'T TELL ME TO CALM DOWN!!" Pigsy snapped, threatening eyes darted towards Tang. (Y/n), Sun Wukong, and Macaque stopped their laughter, staring at Pigsy, dead silent...
Then they bursted back into heavy laughter, the three where banging their fists on the table and being obnoxious as hell, tears from the chest-beating laughter where streaming down their faces. Tang gave a small smirk at Pigsy, rubbing in Pigsy;s defeat right with that very look before drawing his attention back to his book. Pigsy shut his eyes tightly, fists clenched (imagine the angry Arthur Meme...IMAGINE IT!!) and even a vein bulging from his forehead, throbbed with anger. The Old pig had his teeth clenched and grinding against each other, the stress was too much.
"OKAY THATS ENOUGH!" The pink pig slammed his fists on the table, almost shaking Tang's bowl of noodles off. The Trio quickly shut their laughter, Pigsy's rage was to the point where they could possibly fear for their lives. "All you three ever do around here is blab your mouths like some teenage girls! I'm sick of-"
"Gee Pigsy calm down bud" Macaque shrugged this off, arm still wrapped tightly around (Y/n). "As soon as we get out food, we'll be on our way" (y/n) nodded his head in agreement "yeah Pigsy, just be thankful where not kissing each other or anyth-"
"That could be arranged though~" Sun Wukong butted in, his peachy fuzzy face cooed softly right next to (y/n)'s ear, the boy blushed brightly red, playfully pushing the Monkey King away. "Nope nope! not in my shop!" Pigsy stormed over to the kettle, he felt like what Sun Wukong said could actually happen at any moment, and he was NOT going to allow that to happen. The trio of boys kept on laughing and horsing around while Pigsty was in a rush to finish their noodles.
Tang laughed in the background, sipping his cup of noodles quietly, admiring the stress Pigsy was under.
Eventually... Pigsy finally finished their noodles, handing three separate bowls to the trio. "Now get out of my shop..." the Demon Pig growled. "Sure thing Big guy" Macaque said in a calming yet condescending tone as he stood up from the chair, "come on (y/n) lets go home"
"Couldn't agree more" Sun Wukong stood up from his chair too, both monkeys wrapped their arms around the young boy (y/n) heading home.
"HEY YOU FORGOT YOUR NOODLES!!" Pigsy screamed.
FIN.
NOTE: Hey Guys! Sorry for the short chapter, it took some time to finish This request but I promise I am working on your requests, due to how things are right now it may take some time lol
