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Albert was smiling at a joke Jake had made. "D-Dude, That's gay." Albert said smiling more. "Whaaat? It's just a wish of mine to have fun with you in bed!" Jake winked smiling. Albert snorted. Damn. That's so adorable. "Maybe i'll sit and spin~" Albert said chuckling to himself. Jake smiled. Silence came between the two, But it was not awkward, It was nice.
Albert didin't seem to notice. His dark, black pupils expanding at the sky. Jake touched Alberts hand freaking out on the inside, But Albert did still not notice. Albert was too lost into the sky, Smiling. "You're the best best friend I could ever have Jake. Sometimes I kinda question how you put up with my shit." Albert smiled.
The cold air under the sidewalk street light showing his warm breath.
"Cus' you're my best friend, Duh." Jake smiled. Holding Alberts hand, Deciding to take the biggest chance. Albert did notice due to his light pink face. But he didin't seem to mind. Albert just rested his head onto Jakes shoulder. He shivered a bit due to the cold. "Hold on." Jake said as he grabbed off his jacket, Putting it on Albert. Albert just smiled, Snuggling up to Jake.
"The sky's so beautiful at night, So many stars." Albert said resting his cheek on his hand and smiling up at the star filled sky. "Not as beautiful as you." Jake smiled. "Shut up dude." Albert playfully (And lightly,) shoved Jake smiling. Albert sat in silence with Jake for a couple of seconds. Jake saw this as a chance, Moving his hand towards Alberts.
Jake had looked down at the now sleeping boy. He pet his hair and smiled. It was greasy, But Jake didin't mind. Albert didin't seem to wake up, So he decided to take a big chance again. He takes too many risks, Honestly. He leaned down, Lightly pecking the other boys hair, Smiling.
Jake was at a loss for words, But decided not to bother the boy any further. It felt nice. The cold, thick air, The merigold street light shining down on the two on the hard wood bench. The dark blackness surrounded the rest of the area, Only the streetlight being a source of light. It felt creepy, But if he died, Atleast he'd die with Albert. But it would fucking suck if he didin't confess.
That got a little dark, Anyways.
(missing_dialogue1)
"I knew that already, Idiot." The mocking voice had spoken. This little- "As if I didin't know. You pet my hair, You let me sleep on you, That's pretty gay dude." Albert had pointed out. Jake blushed a deep blood red. "S-Shut it. Does... That mean we're boyfriends?" Jake asked, worried, "Of course, Duh. I don't want anyone taking the hottest guy in the world." Albert said, His eyes grazing to Jakes lips. Jake nodded smiling, Knowing what Albert craved.
(missing_dialogue2)
Albert had a suit and red tie on while Jake had the same suit but a blue tie. "Jake, Do you take Albert to be your lawfully wedded husband? Within sickness or health, Or within the worst or the best?" (i have never been to a wedding god help me-) The priest had said. "Yes." Jake smiled. Albert smiled, Remembering him getting removed for roblox for the offensive word, Yes.
"Albert, Do you take Jake to be your lawfully wedded husband, Within sickness or health, Or within the worst or the best?" The priest repeated, Changing up the names. "Yes." Albert said tearing up. Jake teared up with him, Joy had filled both of the boys. "You may kiss the groo-" The priest was interrupted as Albert jumped onto Jake laughing and smooching him everywhere. The crowd had chuckled a bit at the new husbands.
(missing_dialogue3)
"Albert?" Jake said, Walking up to Albert and holding his hand. "Yeah boo?" Albert smiled. "I... Wanna have a kid." Jake blushed grinning. Alberts eyes instantly flickered up, "OHMYGOSH I'VE BEEN WAITING FOR THAT QUESTION FOR YEARRRSSS." Albert said smiling and laughing. "Of course! Can we go right now please please please pleaseeee?" Albert asked smiling. "In a bit sweetie, Just lemme' get a kiss first." Jake smiled as Albert kissed him passionately. "C'mon c'mon c'mon!" Albert said excited and smiling.
(missing_dialogue4)
Albert and Jake smiled at their son, Zack, Who was playing at the sand area. They sat on a bench, But it wasn't just any bench. "Albert, The time i've spent with you has been the best days of my life. You mean so much to me Albert." Jake said smiling, Albert smiled back. "I love you too." Albert said.
(missing_dialogue5)
Jake had woke up to the thick, warm air and being soaked with sweat. Jake felt tears go down his cheeks. Albert has Lana. Lana has him. Jake slid out of his bed. That was one hell of a fucking dream, Don'tcha' think? Jake went to his computer, The logo popping up. He went into discord and went to his and Alberts chat.
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GOD it takes FOREVER to connect these snippets together- but it's worth it just to read this cringe-
first of all younger me, ALBERT DOESN'T WANT KIDS LMAOOO second of all.. why is everything so sexual pls😭😭 it's hurting my soul-
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