Boys With Love [COMPLETE]

Chapter 33: Coming Together

We walk into the giant penthouse feeling ✨different✨. I stare at each of the septets' broad and muscular backs, except Youngi because he does drugs so his growth is stunted.

I swing my arm around like the slightly overpriced Ferris Wheel in Golden Gate Park. It's still sore from the injection Namjoon gave me. I was excited because I thought it could be heroin or a Bill Gates microchip, but instead he tells me that it's full of antibody mRNA virus bits.

Is Namjoon trying to microchip me so he can track everything that I do? That's so jinjja sexy. He could literally be Christian Grey from the hit movie trilogy, 50 Shades of Gray, the trilogy.

"Uhh yeah? I don't know why but I really crave the taste of delicious grass. I also feel a bit gassy like I'm contributing methane to global warming. Also, moo." Jimin moos and stares at us. His normally rock hard human normal shaped pectoral is majoris suddenly began to change into soft cow tits.

"Well that's weird...Jimin stop humping me" tae hung says but he is blushing.

"Well...maybe Jimin needs something to take the edge off"

"Okay," Taehyung agrees. He grabs the hem of Jimin's shirt and rips it apart into four pieces. "I got the magic of super strength from the vaccine."

"Wait!" the logical part of my brain kicks in for the first time in my life. "How do we know that we don't have corvus w2021?? it would be irresponsible for closer than 6 feet contact. Plus we don't know if the vaccine actually works"

"Only one way to find out!" Manjoon smirks.

"What is that supposed to imply??" Sikejin says.

"Okay everyone. partner up! We are conducting an experiment in the name of scientific progress" Namjooning states.

Jimin starts to moo desperately, sounding like a cow mom whose calf just disappeared into the slaughterhouse.

"Again, does anyone have any side effects?"

"Your mom feels my side effects," Jungkook says. I wish I was his mom.

"I feel like dancing," Hobi remarks. "But a special dance. A sexy dance. Without any clothes ;))))))))))"

"That can be arranged," Yongueui smirks.

"Okay, Y/N go with Soekjjin. He's experienced with fresh buns. Taehyong, stay with Jimin. He doesn't deserve it but it'll take the edge off. I'll take Junkelolk because I have more experience with the reins. Hobi and Youngi, provide emotional support for each other's mental illnesses."

Once everyone is paired up, we face each other and stare into the opposing persons' orbs. I want to juggle Sockgin's chocolatey, walnutey, mochaey orbs because they look very soft and gentle like a baby fluffy bird in each orifice.

"Now is the most important part. We will engage in penetration of various holes with various anatomy."

"Is mayonnaise an anatomy?" jimin moos.