Queen Elizabeth's pov
I stood there watching as they set my now dead husband in the ground
"Damn I can't believe that this motherfucker just died on me like that 😔"
"My Queen are you alright? You must be so upset" Said Jay Walker the blue ninja also known as the lightning ninja from Lego Ninjago
"Well my husband just fucking died so I'm not feeling to well but what else can you fucking expect"
I walked away from *insert funeral place name here* and go to a restroom to clean up
"God damn" I say as I look in the mirror
Suddenly I hear the toilets making a rumbling noise then the pipes start bursting and water starts spraying all over the walls
"eww what the fuck is happening?????"
Then a demonic screeching comes from the toilets and the Peppa Pig theme song playing
"OINK OINK 😈" says a unknown voice
I clench my handbag and start praying to my lord and savoir Guy Fieri
"Who's there?" I ask not knowing what to say
"I'm Peppa Pig . pig noise" Said the nastiest looking pig with with horns and and tail that that I have ever saw (Yes I have more then this one get off my case 🙄)
"Did you just say "pig noise" out loud? I- never mind just why are you here?"
"Well shawty, I'm here to help you cope with your mans death and I'm a Pork Pig from Hell it's my job to help sad, lonely, miserable, depressed, emotional people like yourself cope with a love ones death because y'all seem like you can't do it yourselves."
End of part one 😏
A/N
Please for the love of god do not take this serious this is something that me and a friend come up with while we were bored
anyways! Thanks to @s0dA_flufF for helping with this crack story <3
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Pork from hell (Queen Elizabeth x Peppa Pig)
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