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by expiredcock

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this is something i have the brain capacity for rn

complete shit post

unless ... 👀

imnot-mentally-ok

this for u bro......

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Today wad fucking amzizng

sanford was makin out with Deimos sincebthey finally had alone time. he waned to fuck

you know what they were gonna fuck with no logic or reason why whatdoseger

while sanford was getting the glock glock 3000 a fucking clown hoe appeared woah woshnomgkgmgm?????!?!?

its trikcy

sans ford was pissed, he got cockblocekd from a fuckin clown

",haha no cum for u smelly " tinky said

"What the fuck did you just fucking say about me, you little bitch? I'll have you know I graduated top of my class in the Navy Seals, and I've been involved in numerous secret raids on Al-Quaeda, and I have over 300 confirmed kills. I am trained in gorilla warfare and I'm the top sniper in the entire US armed forces. You are nothing to me but just another target. I will wipe you the fuck out with precision the likes of which has never been seen before on this Earth, mark my fucking words. You think you can get away with saying that shit to me over the Internet? Think again, fucker. As we speak I am contacting my secret network of spies across the USA and your IP is being traced right now so you better prepare for the storm, maggot. The storm that wipes out the pathetic little thing you call your life. You're fucking dead, kid. I can be anywhere, anytime, and I can kill you in over seven hundred ways, and that's just with my bare hands. Not only am I extensively trained in unarmed combat, but I have access to the entire arsenal of the United States Marine Corps and I will use it to its full extent to wipe your miserable ass off the face of the continent, you little shit. If only you could have known what unholy retribution your little "clever" comment was about to bring down upon you, maybe you would have held your fucking tongue. But you couldn't, you didn't, and now you're paying the price, you goddamn idiot. I will shit fury all over you and you will drown in it. You're fucking dead, kiddo." sanford said angrily

butmmm.....

tricky seemed

like imposter from amongnusn😳😳😳

"hey tricky wanna play among uswith us until 3 am" sans asked, getting his dick sucks my deimos at the same time, tricky yessed to thr wuesrion sous they olayed all dsy untik it turjed 3am 😱😱😱😱

hank walked in but suddendly he was fickijg big chongus or some funny shit here idk and explained the whole fnaf lore

"anyway here guys i brought u the bts meal", hnak ended his fnaf lore, throwing some mcdonalds shit at them

"hank these are fucking amongnus nuggetd???!??"

(definetly not a reference from arcade craniacs)

later they became bts stans

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im not funny

okay gn actually