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Reese: Bottling up negative emotions is bad for your health, so you shouldn't do it.

Good Jade: I know, that's why I bottle up all my emotions, both positive and negative, so it cancels out.

Reese: Th-that's not how that works-

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Robin:I can't believe you've done this.....

Ray: I'm sorry I didn't know-!

Robin, on the verge of tears: YOU CAN'T JUST BUY ME A GIFT OUT OF NOWHERE NOW I FEEL LIKE A HUGE JERK FOR NOT GETTING YOU ANYTHING !!

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Adrain: Is this mistletoe?

Jade: Uh, no, no, that is basil.

Adrian: Too bad cause if it was mistletoe I was gonna kiss you.

Jade: Yeah, no, it's still basil.

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Adrain: You played me!

Maya: Like the cheap kazoo you are!

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Adrain: *is visibly upset*

Reese: Adrain, what happened? I haven't seen you like this since you found out candyland wasn't an actual country.

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Ray: I have a new hoodie.

Robin: Wrong.

Robin: We have a new hoodie.

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Reese: I drink to forget but I always remember.

Jade: You're drinking orange soda.

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Jade: *on the phone* Hey Reese , do you know my blood type?

Reese: Of course, it's B-.

Jade: Oh, I guessed wrong. Excuse me, nurse-!

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Red Jade: WHOEVER CAUSED THIS MESS IS GOING TO-

Reese: It was me...

green Jade : ...Is going to be forgiven because everyone deserves a second chance.

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Adrain: What the heck

Adrain: ESPN is showing 2003 national jump rope championship.

Adrain: Who the heck watches jump rope competiti- ooh bouncy.

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Axel: So, did everyone learn their lesson?

Kirby: No.

Adrain: I did not.

Dianna: I may have actually forgotten one.

Dunky: Also no.

Robin: Oh good, neither did I.

Ray: *Exhausted sigh*

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Dianna: We're having a baby.

Jade: Oh, cangradu-

Reese, slamming adoption papers onto the table: It's you, sign here.

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Adrain: Did you like the food I made?

Jade: No, not really.

Adrain: But I put my heart and soul into it!

Jade: No wonder it tastes so disgusting.

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Jade: Why is it so hard for you to believe me?!

Everyone : ...

Jade: Oh, right. The lying.

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Maya: crap, the power went out.

Adrain: Don't worry, I got this.

Adrain: *stomps foot*

Maya : What-?

Adrain: *Sketchers light up*

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Robin: Valentine's day is just a consumerist holiday that holds no real value other than drive people insane buying heart shaped chocolates for their significant others and pos-

Ray: I wrote you a poem.

Robin , already crying: You did?

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Adrain: My goal is not to be the best, but to inspire someone enough to one day surpass me.

Reese: YOU CAN'T JUST SAY THAT EVERY TIME YOU BEAT ME AT CONNECT FOUR!

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Reese: When was the last time you cried?

Jade: Uh 15 minutes ago, why??

Reese: really? That recent?

Jade: Yeah *voice crack* is that a issue? *starts crying again*

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Adrain: We have fun, don't we, Ray?

Ray: I have never been more stressed out in my entire life

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