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by Ninjago_The_Next_Gen

by Ninjago_The_Next_Gen

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Reese: Positivity time, say it with me! HOPE!
Jade: hope
Reese: AND WHAT IS IT?
Jade: the first step towards disappointment

202-
Adrian as a cop
Adrian: I bet you're wondering why I pulled you over...
Adrian: well I pulled you over because you have a dog and I was wondering if I could pet it.

203-
Adrian: if I were a millionaire I would buy millions of melons and become a melonaire
Maya: how do you have friends?
Adrian: because I'm a melonaire

204-
Axel: "knowledge" is knowing that a tomato is a fruit. "Wisdom" is not putting it in a fruit salad
Jade: that's deep
Kirby: "philosophy" is wondering if that means ketchup is a smoothie
Maya: that's was deeper
Adrian: "common sense" is knowing that ketchup isn't a dang smoothie you nasties

205-
Jade: do you wanna know how I actually hurt my wrist?
Adrian- yes!
Jade: I was hula hooping. Reese and I attend a class for fitness and for fun.
Adrian: *whispers* oh my god
Jade: I have mastered all the moves, the pizza toss, the tornado, the scorpion, the oopsie doodle
Adrian: *filled with joy* why are you telling me all this?
Jade: because no one will ever believe you

206-
Adrain: This is getting embarrassing.
Axel: Getting? We're already there!

207-
Kirby: I don't know, it's not my cup of tea.
Axel: Well then who's is it?
Kirby, staring at a cup of tea: I don't know!

208-
Maya: Am I right, Robin?
Robin: I'm almost certain you're not, but to be fair, I wasn't listening.

209-
Robin: Coca Cola can remove rust from metal, imagine what it's doing to your body.
Adrain: Pfff, getting rid of the rust, idiot.
Robin: THAT'S NOT HOW IT WORKS!
Dianna: Hmm... I've been drinking soda and my body's rust free... not sure where you're getting your facts from...

210-
Maya: If we lose, you're out of the will.
Adrain: I was in the will?

211-
Ray: Sometimes I like to place my hands on someone's cheeks, look into their eyes...
Ray: ...And violently jerk their head until it snaps.
Dunky : ...That took an unexpected turn.
Robin: So did their neck.

212-
Jade: I have a problem.
Adrain: If it's harder than 2+2, I can't help.

213-
Axel: Go ahead, Adrain. Let it out, cry. If you don't, your tear ducts will get blocked up, and then when you get old, you won't be able to cry.
Ray: Just when we thought it was safe to let you back into the conversation.

214-
Jade : Unfortunately, due to several experiences in my youth, I cannot just 'walk up and join a circle of people talking', but it does sound lovely, thank you

215-
Reese, Maya, Kirby: What's up? I'm back.
Everyone: I literally saw you die. You died. You were dead
Reese, Maya, Kirby: Death is a social construct.

216-
Dianna: Why don't we just call it, "M.C. Donald's?"
Kirby: Because it just sounds like a stupid rapper's name.
Robin: It'd just be like- "Eyo, it's ya boy, M.C. Donald!"

217-
Adrain : I'm scared that when you become rich and famous you'll be embarrassed by me.
Maya: Oh Adrain, I'm already embarrassed by you.

218-
Ray: Two years ago, I married my best friend.
Ray: dunky is still mad about it, but me and robin were drunk and thought it was funny.

219-
Reese: I know we're not exactly friends, but-
Robin : What do you want?
Reese: I've been stuck with Adrain for 2 weeks and they've been drinking all the soy sauce.
Reese: Help.

220-
Robin: Can you pass the salt?
Jade: Can you pass away?
Robin: Too much salt.

221-
Robin: hey Ray, I'm jealous of you
Ray: why?
Robin; your girlfriend so much cooler than mine
Ray: oh
Ray : wait- your my girlfriend COME BACK HERE-