86-

Jade: What doesn't kill me should run, because now I'm mad

87-

*Reese and Jade skipping stones on lake*

Reese: It's such a beautiful evening.

Jade, whispering: Take that you dang lake

88-

Adrian : I'm incredibly fast at math.

Reese: Alright, what's 30x17?

Adrian : 47

Reese: That's not even close.

Adrian : But it was fast.

89-

Axel : Treat spiders the way you want to be treated.

Ray: Killed without hesitation.

Axel : No.

90-

*Squad reactions to being told 'I love you'*

Adrian : Thanks fam!

Maya: oh no

Axel: *cries* I love you too

Dianna: Sounds fake but okay

Kirby : *A flustered mess*

Jade: can i get a refund

91-

Adrian : Would you guys be there for me if I was going through something?

Maya: Nope, absolutely not.

Reese: I hope it sucks, whatever you're going through.

Dianna: I hope it emotionally scars you for the rest of your life.

Kirby : I hope you reach out to me so I can ignore you.

Jade : I can't wait to go to your funeral, knowing I could've changed that outcome.

92-

*The squad in a murder mystery*

Adrian: Dies first

Axel: The smart detective that everyone wants to accuses but doesnt at the same time

Dianna: mysterious and the first one accused

Ray: Also detective and helps Axel, but is one of the last ones alive

Maya: The one who slaps people back to their senses but is one of the lovebirds who dies about half way through

Kirby: Calms down Maya, and is also a lovebird and dies with Maya

Reese: The last one alive, and makes it out since the murderer won't kill him

Jade: the murderer

93-

Adrain: for the record I am dating someone, they just don't know it yet

Maya: its Jade

Axel:Jade is it?

Ray: I bet ten bucks its Jade

Jade: it's me

Kirby: Jade

Dianna: Its gotta be Jade

Reese: * drinking orange soda* Jade?

Adrian: ...

Adrian : Crap

94-

*the squad finishing song lyrics*

Tell me why- Maya: Adrian is gonna die! Just don't ask me why

I'm gonna live with you, even when were ghost- Kirby:cuz im just like my dad so watch me become a ghost

I don't have to say you were the one that got away- Adrian: In Another life! Jade will be mine!

Last friday night- Dianna: I was in bed alone, watching netflix till 3am cuz i'm lonely

When the sun shine we shine together, told you I'll be here forever- Reese: Cuz I inherited the my dad's need to protect a small blonde green bean, cuz she is my best friend

Thundercloud start pouring down, light a fire they can't burn out- Ray : Cuz Maya is busy beating up Adrain

Do not enter it's written on the door way, why can't everyone just go away-Jade: except Reese, he can stay.

95-

Adrian: Hey Ray, you are so lucky

Ray: I am?

Adrain: yes, you have the coolest cousin ever

Ray: you are right

Ray: Maya is the best!

Adrian : i-

96-

Reese: the stars are pretty tonight

Dianna: yea

Reese: you know who else is?

Dianna:*blushes* who?

Reese: Jade

97-

*reactions to being stabbed*

Adrian: AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHOWWWWWWWWWWWWW

Maya: Hey! Rude! *grabs bat*

Kirby: you can't stab me! I'm kinda part ghost!

Dianna: *dodges*

Axel: you thought this would hurt me?

Ray: you have 3 seconds

Reese: *dodges* wow you are slow

Jade: are you gonna want this back or...

98-

"Go to bed"

Adrian: one more round please!!!

Maya:ugh!

Ray:fine....

Axel: okay

Reese: whatever

Dianna:let me finish this episode

Jade:Sleep is for the weak

99-

Kirby: i got you a dog

Maya: why

Kirby: to keep you calm

Maya:why

Kirby: 'cuz you keep chasing your brother around with a bat

Maya:why?

Kirby: i DoNT kNOw

100-

(evil) Jade: run! Or i will kick you

Everyone: aww

(evil) Jade: I mean it!

Everyone: aww

(evil) Jade: * summons a mountain, pushing everyone away*

Everyone: oh...

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