222 -

Jade : *next to Garmadon*

Kirby : Jade betrayed us!

Reese : wait for it-

Jade : ...

Reese : wait for it-

Jade : ...

Reese - wait for it-

Jade : *stabs Garmadon*

Reese : YES! THATS HOW IT FEELS!

223 -

Robin : I'm having salad for dinner

Robin : Well, fruit salad

Robin : actually it's mostly grapes

Robin : okay, it's ALL grapes

Robin : fermented grapes

Robin : ...

Robin : it's wine

Robin : I'm having wine for dinner

224 -

Adrian : Onion rings are just vegetable donuts

Axel : sure they are

Adrian : your stomach thinks all potatoes are mashed

Axel : okay

Adrian : lasagna is just spaghetti flavored cake

Axel : ...

Adrian : Lobsters are mermaids to scorpions

Axel : *crying* Adrian please stop

Kirby : no, continue please

225-

Reese : what do you call sabotage and vandalism?

Jade : a hobby

Reese :

Jade : that I do not participate in

226-

Lloyd : how did none of you understand what I just said?

Adrian : I've been zoned out for the last two and a half hours

Ray : I got distracted about halfway through

Axel : ignoring you was a conscious decision

227-

Jade : Making my way downtown, walking fast

Lloyd : Jade, come here!

Jade : WALKING FASTER

228-

Axel : The floor is lava!

Kirby : *helps Maya into the couch*

Adrian : *kicks Dianna off the sofa*

Jade : *lays on the floor*

Reese : Are you okay?

Jade : no

229-

Kirby : don't correct me!

Axel : don't be wrong!

230-

Adrian : why don't airplanes fly like birds?

Jade: Go. To. Sleep.

231-

Jade: I have very high standards, you know.

Adrain: I can make spaghetti...

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