"So," asked King tutt
"What?????? You speak english???" I asked
"Yeah, open english.com is awsome!!!!!!!!!!" he replied. I looked confused at Joaquin. He gave a shrugg.
"I teached him" he said, "Its incredible how much service you can get here!!!"
"Alright, paper man," I said, "Whats the plan?"
"ATTACK THE ROBBERS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!" he exclaimed.
"Sooooo, basically we have no plan" I said plainly
"yeah pretty much" shrugged Joaquin
"Wow, we are sooooooo saved" I said sarcastically
"Dude whats on with your sarcasm????" asked Renato
"Ohhhhh shut your stupid mouth!!!!! Or I will shove this gaurd stick up your-"
"up my what????!!!" he demanded
"Up your throat!" I yelled
"You so meant to say that" he said sarcastically too
"Psss, dude, we all know I meant to say that" I said trying to disimulate
"Ok ok, we understood dude" interrupted Joaquin
"Good, now we may continue" explained Maria
"Yes, good, now whats the plan. And I mean, a real one"
"AUUUUUUUUUUUOOOOOOO" yelled Joaquin like an indian
"No dude," interrupted one of the guards, "You must act like egyptians"
"Oh yes, sorry. AHHHHHHHHH!!!" He yelled instead. The rest of them also followed. I stayed behind with Maria.
"We are sooooo doomed" I said
"Yep" she agreed. We kept walking slowly, waiting for their plan to work out. Basically, surprise attack (not good job if they run like that yelling) and then get out of the tomb with victory and slow motion moves, with a good style. I heard no more yells. Maria and I leaned on opposite sides of the walls.
"And in one, two, three" I rehersed slowly.
"OUCH OUCH OUCH OUCH OUCH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!" shreiked Joaquin limping towards me.
"Wow, yes, I loved your plan." I said, " I would totally love to watch it in action again" I said.
"OH and you will!!" He exclaimed. And went off agian.
"And here we go again!" exclaimed Maria, "one, two three"
"OUCH OUCH OUCH!" shrieked Joaquin limiping towards her agian.
"aha, keep on doing that master of the plans!" I said.
"Oh we will SOOOOO do my plan! The others are still in"
"Three two one" I rehersed
"ayyyy dont push!" exclaimed Samira and the others.
"we will SOOOO do MY plan!" I excliamed
"NO! MY PLAN!"
YOU ARE READING
The six kids and a mummy
AdventureIsa doesn't understand the world, she thinks nothing last forever, not even friendship. But her adventure will teach her the best lesson in her life. The problem is, can her friends and her get out alive?
