One week later Mr. Hashcovit, the school principle, dicided that our grade was old enough to make a trip to, guess where? EGYPT!! I was extreamly exited at first, the food, etc. But guess what I found out? Its only a trip of SOCIAL STUDIES! We are supposed to go there and take the tour of the pyramids, and blah blah. When that news was heard, my smile faded, and my face darkend. One thing was sure, it was going to be the worst, borest and longest tirp ever. EVER!
"See the bright side! At least we are going to Egypt!" said Maria. I rolled my eyes
"Did your parents sign the permission slip?" asked Natalia
"I presuaded my parents not to, but yes," I said with a boring tone.
"What about the packing?" asked Samira
"uhhh- I am to lazy to do it! This days I have been lazyer than ever. I am even lazy enough to TAKE A NAP!" said Joaquin
"Guys, what if there was a super villan that had the power to throw unicorns and pupies?" asked Renato daydreaming.
"what-" said Maria looking at him.
"Yeah! Like if he said ' And now! I'll kill you with some unicorns! AND YOU WILL DIE OF CUTENESS!'" everybody laughed.
"That would be funny!" I said
"Thats what I have been trying to tell you! See! Isabela agrees with me!" he said pointing at me. Suddenly the bell rang.
"Ok, lets go to class now!" said Natalia
"We dont want to be late!" said Isabel
"Uhhh, I am to lazy to stand up!" said joaquin. Maria, Renato, Natalia, Samira, and me, started pulling Joaquin from the arms, OUT of the chair. But it was a complete epic fail. He fell. When his head was on the floor and his but on the seat. We decided to leave him.
"Guys! NO! Come on! My butt is glued to the seat!"
"Of course not!" said natalia
"Ok, mabye not, but its a saying!" he said.
"Fine!" Said Renato. We all grabbed him by the arms once more, and started pulling him out of the seat. But it was official, Joaquin was to lazy to even move.
That was the time, when I started thinking: WHY was he so lazy? Answer: becuase he is Joaquin. His brain is like, like, like an adults brain! He cant stand up! So I came up with 2 hipothesis.
1) He is just mentaly retarded
2) He is a baby that never learned to study or be active! And stood on a time machine and now is a 12 year old boy!
Mos of my hipothesis, if you want to know, are pretty weird... specially the one about the time when Jake, this popular kid in the grade came to school. Every girl was like: wow! He is so handsome! He is SO hot I am gonna melt!" but I really didnt see the handsome in him. He looked like a monkey! so I came up with one hipothesis. He was a monkey that was experimented on a lab, were they injected him some weird chemicles, his face got deformed, and finally he became practically human, with the face of a monkey. Well, not exactly a human, I still wonder if the chemicle didnt affect the size of his brain... if I have to pick a size of brain for him, I'd choose the size of a rasin. Anyway, I guess thats not part of the story!
And we continued to try and make Joaquin stand on his own.
In the class, the mis wouldnt stop talking about all we are going to do, and how pretty the hotel is, and the pyramids are incredible, and blah blah blah. THAT WAS THE 10TH TIME I WANTED TO SLEEP IN THE CLASS!!! After all, it was all boring and that. But I had good chances of surviving the boringness if I stayed with my BF's.
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The six kids and a mummy
AvventuraIsa doesn't understand the world, she thinks nothing last forever, not even friendship. But her adventure will teach her the best lesson in her life. The problem is, can her friends and her get out alive?
