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Will You Say Yes?

"OH KITTY CAT!" Deadpool called out loudly near the jewelry store he knew she would hit that night judging by her pattern. "What the hell are you doing?! You will bring attention to me."
"I need a favor."
"What?!"
"I will trade you the last three Mencemark diamonds for the most beautiful diamond ring in a size six. And I need it by tonight."
"We're in a jewelry store I think I can manage."
"I'm talking beautiful. Something Harley-"
"I've officially heard everything this ring is for Harley?"
"Yes."
"And you are going to ask her to marry you?"
"Yes."
"And what about the Joker?"
"Taken care of."
"Have you asked Ivy's permission?"
"Did I need to?"
"That is her baby rose. Tell you what. I'll bring the ring to Ivy's. I'll meet you there. If you truly want to marry Harley I'll see you there. I need it before four."
"I'll be there by three thirty."
"Thank you Cat."
"Think nothing of it yet."

Deadpool entered the flower shop. "Ivy!"
"Mister Wade... Lovely of you to drop by."
"I'm sorry to bother you Ivy, but I've come to ask you something very important."
"What?"
"I'm madly in love with your friend Harley. Everything about her makes me want to be better. For all my flaws she sees something someone that I haven't seein in a while. And by while I mean since I got sick. Until your friend the Bat comes and helps me with this disease I can't die and because of that the only thing I want is to live out every day with Harley. I want to Marry her, and spend every single day telling her I love her. I wouldn't hurt her I'd cherish and treasure her. I love her so very much."
"Are you asking me for her hand?"
"I know you love her."
"I do."
"Do you give me your blessing."
"Of course Wade." She smiled "I've seen the inside of your twisted and warped mind, no offense, but I see the calming features she brings in you. I would be an idiot to say no."
"Really?"
"I love Harley, we've been through a lot together and I hated the Joker for everything he did to her, and I just wanted to save her but I couldn't. Then you waltz in and you do something I prayed for. Who am I to disagree with everything I asked? It would be moronic wouldn't to not accept what I asked for wouldn't it?"
"I guess."
"So tell me when do you want to do it?"
"As soon as possible. I'm going to ask her in a few hours."
"Why so soon? You don't plan on taking her away do you?"
"No I plan on loving her here, but if she wants to go. I will take her anywhere she wants to go. I adore her Ivy. Her wish is my command and in anyway that I can help you please don't hesitate."
"When did Cat say she would be here?"
"In an hour or so."
"Just enough time to do me a favor."
"What is it Ivy."
"There is something I need for my new breed of winterkisses. A flower that I am creating to be able to grow in the artic. I need you to meet Mister Freeze and ask him for the things on my list. I would go my self but... I have company I can not ignore."
"I understand... Sure I'll go."
"Good. If I can count on you I know she can too."
"Give me the list."
She handed it to him. "Be careful he is rather rude."
"So can I... Hey I have a friend named"
She looked up at him with a cocked eyebrow.
'Let it go...'
"Uh never mind. I don't think you'd like him very much anyway." He looked at the list and started down the stairs of the flower shop and then walked where it was coldest. He had a feeling the colder it got the warmer he was.

'Why is everything a wild goose chase?'
'I don't know a simple yes or no would have been fine.'
'But instead we are helping this bitch genetically modify fucking flowers! And she shot down my hulk look with a fucking glare.'
'Maybe she has a boyfriend.'
'Women like her have boyfriends... I bet you she smells like lemons down there! Hulkie coulda made some damn good lemonade.'
'You're a horrible person.'
'Yeah! The worse.'
Deadpool looked up toward the buildings and one seemed to stand out when the moon hit the gleaming ice like the beautiful diamonds he had in his pocket. He walked into the building which turned out to be a hospital lab. He walked into the coldest room.
'Shit I should have bought a jacket!'
'It's October you would think that it would come up.'
'Hey. You. Shut up.'
"Hello Popsicle man! I'm here for a friend may I speak with you?"
Two henchman walked up with metal bats "Whaddya want weirdo?"
"To talk to your boss ass face. What are you going to do with those bats?"
"Bash your damn skull in smart ass."
"Oh please take a whack at it please do maybe you'll get the voices to shut up." He gracefully bowed down to them and waited.
"What the hell is wrong with you?"
"Why do you care? You just said you were going to bash my skull in." He stood "Lemme guess you 'tough guys' aren't really 'tough guys' are you?"
"Yes we are!" The one on the right lifted his arm and swung at him, which he easily dodged. He grabbed the bat. "My turn." He broke the henchman's arm and punched him in the face causing him to groan in agony. He elbowed the other one in the ribs as hard as he could as he swung his bat at him. He didn't dodge the swing quick enough and it caught him in the back and as he fell he let his leg up to kick the man in the groin and as he fell to his knees he kicked him in the face as hard as he could. Knocking him out. He stood and walked into the lab. "Hello Popsicle man."
"It's Mister Freeze you idiot and what do you want I am busy."
"Ivy sent me."
"For?"
"Uhh. This stuff." He gave him a list and one of the Mencemarks he hadn't told the Cat about. "I assume you need payment."
"Is your name Deadpool?"
"Yeah that's my name don't wear it out!"
"Batman was just here looking into your blood said it needed something to cool the healing factors. Your blood does it heal itself?"
"It does, but it's also got cancer cells so wha-"
"I just need your healing factor I can extract anything else in it is irrelevant."
"Can you do that?"
"For my wife I can try? Do you know what that is like to save the life of the one you love?"
"That's why I'm here."
"To save Ivy?"
"No... I don't do green... I'm in love with Harley and-"
"Harley Quinn the Jokers... Fling?"
"Not anymore. So what do you need for me to get the items so I can make it home before breakfast?"
"Give me your blood and a Mencemark and I will let you have them."
"Well strap me up and take my blood. You better hurry to, I've gotta be home for breakfast."
"Five minutes top. Then I'll give her the liquid nitrogen, dry ice, and ice crystals"
He sat in the chair and lifted his arm then waited as he shoved the needle in and pulled out the crimson blood. "Thank you."
"No problemo Ice man."
"Mister. Freeze." He gave him a bag and sent him on the way.

Deadpool laid the items on the table and looked at her. "Well?"
"Well I'm convinced, Cat what do you think?"
She handed him a red box. "I think good luck." "You're a special guy Wade. I can only hope Harley doesn't relapse."
"I'm sure she wont Pammy. I mean look at him. He's just so... Sweet."
"Well gee ladies don't sugar coat it."
"No sugar coat intended." Cat woman said. "I like you."
"And I adore you for not only helping my Harley, but my new bread of babies! Soon I will have plants for all climates of the world and then I can revegetate it one step at a time."
'Oh Great she's a scientist! Another thing her and Hulk have in common.'
'I don't think she's trying to heal the world.'
'What are you talking about?'
'Regrowing the world would mean that she would have to kill off most of the population in order to do what she plans on doing which obviously would be healing mother nature, but not the human race.'
'Bitch!'
'Well sorta... I think it's a coin toss of how you perceive it.'
'Bitch!'
'That's how you perceive it.'
"It's been lovely seeing you all again, but I have to go."
"Yes yes I understand get going please!" Ivy said with a smile. "Best of luck to you both! I hope to be at the wedding!"
"We'll get you to do the flowers."
"Speaking of." She gave him a dozen multi-colored roses. "What's a proposal without the roses?"
"Thanks again girls. Stay outta trouble." Quickly he teleported home.

Harley stood in the middle of the living room pacing. Biting her nails and looking at the time.
"Miss me?"
"WADE!" She cried hugging him tightly as if he had come from out of no where. "I'm so sorry I came out. I just had to see him see if he truly thought of me the way you said. I can't believe I didn't see it before. All I've ever wanted was love and now I have it I can't believe I was so stupid."
"Harley-"
"And he isn't all that great either always bossing me around. Never laughing at my jokes. And one time he punched me because his henchmen thought I was the funny one! How silly right?"
"Harley I-"
"I can't believe after all those years of praying for somebody to love you a complete stranger does the job. And well if Mistah J knew what you made me do in the bedroom he would-"
"HARLEY WILL YOU MARRY ME!?" Harley turned from her pacing fit and stopped dead "What?"
"I have only done this one other time in my life and she abandoned me when I needed her and you love me for what she left me for. I can't live without you and seeing as how I will live forever, I won't do it without you." He knelt down with the roses and the box and asked again "Harleene Zerina Quinzelle will you marry me?"
"Are you serious?"
"As a heart attack I'll never have."
"Yes!" She wrapped her arms around him tightly. "Of course I'll Marry you!"
"Don't you want the ring?"
"You could have asked me without a ring Wade."
"I didn't have to look around for this then?" He handed her a box with a size 6 heart shaped diamond with a red and black diamond on either side all glamorized on a rose gold band.
"No you didn't but I'm glad you did!" She put it on and watched it glisten. "Do you know a priest?"
"What do you mean?"
"I'll marry you right now!"
"We can wait. I don't mind." He laughed as he continued to be smothered in kisses. "I would like you to enjoy your engagement."
She smiled "Thank you. I love everything about it and you. You mean the world to me."
"You mean everything to me. I thought that you would say no... That you weren't ready."
"I'm ready and to you I would say yes every single time."