Enemies With Benefits.

I'm Your Gir-AHH!

"Let me go!" I yell, squirming in Tsukishima's hold.

He's currently carrying me like a rag doll over his shoulder.

"Nah." He says, opening the door to his home and carrying me in.

"YACCHAN! TADAAASSSHHIII! HELP!" I scream but Tsukishima slaps my ass, making me yelp.

"What's going on??" Yachi asks once we enter the living room where the couple shoot up from their seats, looking worried.

Tsukishima drops me onto the couch before sitting next to me. I push my hair out of my face, glaring at him.

Tsukishima laces his hand through one of mine, turning to our friends who sit down.

"Isako is my girlfriend now." He states and my eyes widen.

"I'm not your gir–" I get cut off once he presses his lips to mine.

I melt, completely losing my train of thought. He pulls away and I hold his hand to my chest, looking at him in a daze.

"Hehe. I'm your gir–AHH!" I drop his hand, covering my face. "STOP IT! I'M NOT YOUR GIRLFRIEND."

"Uh...what the fuck is going on?" Yachi stares at us and I continue to shy away from them, pulling my legs up onto my seat.

"So you know how a few days ago you sent us to that love hotel?" Tsukishima asks, wrapping an arm around me and pulling me into his side.

"Mhm..." Yamaguchi blinks.

"Well we made beautiful love–"

"KEI!" I gasp, looking up at him and smacking his arm.

"–then we confessed to each other."

"Oh my god..." Yamaguchi covers his mouth, a smile coming over his face. "Don't tell me she...?"

"SHE DID!" Tsukishima exclaims, scoffing. "She fucking ran! I promise you guys I have never seen someone wobble away so fast before. She got dressed in 2 seconds with her legs shaking and everything." He shakes his head and a dark blush comes over my cheeks.

Feeling embarrassed, I bury my face into his chest.

"Well if it makes you feel any better, she told me she also ran away when Oikawa-San confessed to her." Yachi shrugs and I squeal.

"You guys are MEAN!"

"Huh? Oh, 'cause I thought a girl who's boyfriend never went to nationals said something." Tsukishima yawns and I gape at him.

"That's so mean. You know he gets emotional about that." I purse my lips and he looks at me in amusement. "And I thought you were my boyfriend?" I raise an eyebrow.

"Oh so you admit it?" He asks.

"Admit what?"

"That we're dating?"

I pause, slightly panicking as I try to find a way out of this.

"Well as long as you get me–"

He holds up a hand towards me, reaching behind the couch and pulling out a bag full of snacks.

My eyes brighten and I happily accept them.

"Best boyfriend ever!" I giggle, pulling out a bag of chips and opening them, popping one into my mouth before offering him some too.

"All I need to keep her happy is some food." Tsukishima snorts and I just sway back and forth while I eat. "Having a girlfriend is going to be easy."

I freeze in my spot, my hand just mere inches away from shoving another chip into my mouth.

Having a girlfriend is going to be easy.

How is having a boyfriend going to be? Like a real, physical boyfriend? I've never had one of those before. The only time Oikawa and I were together almost everyday was when I was a first year in high school. And even then it was only half the time because the other half we were broken up.

After that, he left the country once he graduated and we did long distance with only occasional visits.

Sure I had a thing with a couple guys since then, but literally all we did was meet up to make out for a few and then leave. There's Shino too...but that was forced so it doesn't count.

Hold on...you're telling me I actually have to make time for someone now? Spend time with them? Do cute little things for them?

I mean, yeah I was already spending time with Tsukishima but it's different now.

Having a boyfriend seems so stressful.

"Why are you frozen like that?" Tsukishima looks down at me and I give him a weird look.

"Is it too late to break up?" I ask and he scrunches up his face.

"You're stuck with me forever, the fuck?"

My eyes widen in horror and then I tilt my head to the side as my features relax. Forever?

"Well where's my ring?" I put my chips down, crossing my arms over my chest. "Don't talk to me about forever when you haven't even given me a ring. And we've been dating for like, 5 minutes so I feel like you need to calm down."

"Well, Isako, do you have any plans on what you want to do after college?" He asks and I hesitate to answer because I don't. "Alright then. Since you have no dreams or aspirations, you can be my housewife."

Yamaguchi 'pffft's and Yachi gasps at his words.

"Hey! Don't say that." Yachi frowns and I nod in agreement.

"Yeah. Why would I ever want to do that?" I ask and Tsukishima shrugs.

"So you can come to all of my games. Then eventually you can bring our kids to the games." He explains and I furiously shake my head.

"KIDS? AS IN PLURAL?" I jump up from my seat, about to run when Yamaguchi rushes up and blocks the door.

Tsukishima's arms wrap around me from behind and yanks me to sit back down, a light laugh escaping his lips.

Oh...his laugh is really nice.

"I'm just kidding. You're stuck with me until we inevitably start to argue again and hate each other." He says and a frown comes over my face.

I can't tell if he's being serious or not.

Ugh. If that's what he's expecting then why are we even-

"Another joke." Tsukishima puts his hand under my chin, guiding me to look at him. "Isako, come on, you can't put time limits on relationships. Don't overthink it, okay?"

My body relaxes and I let out a small breath.

"I like when you say my name." I admit in a murmur and he smiles a bit.

"Do you?" He asks and I nod. "I like when you say my name too."

My cheeks begin to heat up so I move away and bury my face in my hands.

"Yeah...this is fucking weird. I thought I was happy for them at first but what the fuck. Seeing them being sweet with each other is freaking me out..." Yachi shudders and Tsukishima looks over at them.

"Yeah no, because when you guys started dating I didn't say shit." He deadpans and Yachi quickly presses her lips together. "Mhm. That's what I thought."