YouTube One Shots

Michael Jones #1

Zoe's P.O.V

I wake to the sound of my alarm, and I hear a groan come out of me. I roll over and nudge the body next to me, also known as my fiancé Michael.

"Work time bitch." I manage to speak, probably basking the bedroom in my horrible morning breath.

"I don't wanna." He says in his sexy morning voice, and hugs me from behind, burying his face in my back.

"It's the same thing every morning Mog, we gotta get up and go to work. Or, as the French say, nous devons travaille." I call him by the nickname I gave him the day I met him (short for Mogar).

"Nous ne devons pas travaille madame, je voudrais pour nous á rester a la maison!" He mumbles into my back.

"Désolé, mais nous devoir á." I say, and get up. I struggle from his grip, and walk to our en suite. I was brushing my teeth, and I hear the springs of our mattress sound, signifying he got up. I hear my alarm finally stop beeping obnoxiously loud, and the sound him shuffling, presumably to the kitchen to get coffee. I finish brushing my teeth, and return to our bedroom. I was feeling a 'Team Rage' shirt day (Mine and Michaels' team name), and shouted out to him for a confirmation. I get the go ahead, so we were matching today.

I pull the shirt over my head, and walk out to the kitchen to find Michael had made a latte for me, and one for himself.

"Thanks honey."

"You're welcome Mrs. Rage and soon to be Mrs. Jones." He winks at me, and makes his way to our bedroom. He comes out a minute later, wearing the same red shirt with the angry emoji, and 'Team Rage' written underneath. He hugs me, grabs his coffee and we sit down across from eachother and drink.

"Lllllleet's go!" I shout, once we had finished our morning beverages. Michael chuckles, and heads out the front door and into his car, me following him. We travel the short distance to the Rooster Teeth building, and walk through the front doors.

"Sup motherfuckers!" We yell as we enter, startling some people who hadn't quite woken up yet. We get a grumble from Gus, who was clutching a coffee cup in his hands, and a polite hello from Ray, who we followed into the Achievement Hunter office. Nobody else but Jack and Geoff had arrived by the time we got there.

"Ryan's out sick today, so Zoe, you okay to fill in for him in the Minecraft let's play today?" Geoff asks me.

"Sure, he probably caught an illness from one of his innocent victims or some shit like that." I answer, mumbling the last half of the sentence under my breath. Geoff sounds his cheery and up-lifting laugh, and turns to his desk to set things up for recording. Gavin enters the office minutes later, and sits straight down at his desk.

"Alright, plan for today; This morning, King Michael. After lunch, AHWU number fuckety fuck, and last thing today we have to film GO." Geoff states the record schedule for the day, and I let out a sigh of relief. This certain chain of videos means that I only have to edit AHWU, which isn't that hard for me. There is a grumble of agreement from the rest of the boys. We start off the list by filming King Michael. As it is his second time being king, he had me help write down some games and rounds for him, the lazy bastard.

Filming goes according to plan, and I end up winning (mostly due to the fact that a lot of the rounds were to do with Let's Builds that I had the help of Jeremy with, giving me the advantage). Queen Zoe was a plan in action, and I have already thought of some rounds to include in my reign. AHWU was a quick film after lunch, most of the time Michael, Gavin and I were fucking around behind Jack and Geoff (which was pretty fun to say the least). The GO was quite interesting though.

The task we had been set was to see who could find another language in a game. It could be anything from French to Japanese, but the main language of the game had to be one language, subtitles don't count either. You couldn't win if you just set the language of a game to something foreign. Luckily, my mother over in France had sent me a new release that involved French (of course), English and German. All of which I speak fluently.

I grab the game from on my desk, and load it up on my Xbox. All the other hunters were trying to search the darkest parts of their brains for a game that uses two languages.

The game loads after around 15 mintues, and I shout out "EYOOOO MOTHERFUCKERS!"

"WHAT?!" Geoff screams into the microphone.

"It's a French game called 'Non ma mere, je ne sais pas.' Which means 'No my mom, I don't know' and it has French, English and German in it!" I explain. I load the game up, and surely enough, within the first 5 minutes of game play there has been mention of all three languages that I had said.

"YOU MOTHER FUCKER! YOU HAVE BEEN PLAYING THAT ALL WEEK!" Michael rages, and everyone laughs. I get to put my sticker on the board, and it puts me in first, ahead of Jack who is now only one sticker behind. Gavin gets stuck with editing, and Team Rage has no more work to do, so we decide to leave early. I pack up my things, and walk over to the door where Michael was standing.

"Madame." He bows, holding my hand and kissing the back of it.

"Monsieur, nous pouvons voyager maison."

"Merci!" He thanks me, and we travel home. I love my relationship with Michael, he can be rude and angry of the outside, but on the inside, he's a big softie. My big softie.

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Translations:

Nous devons travaille - We must work

Nous ne devons pas travaille madame, je voudrais pour nous á rester a la maison - We must not work, I would like to stay at home.

Désolé, mais nous devoir á - Sorry, but we have to

Monsieur, nous pouvons voyager maison - Sir, we can travel home

Merci - Thanks