TATTY WANTS TA KNOW HOW TO LIVE HER LIFE LIKE JAY SENPAI OVER HERE.
SO I'MA TELL YOU ALL MY SECRETS.
TAKE NOTES, CHILDREN.
STEP ONE) BE LAZY! WHEN YOU WANNA LIVE LIKE JAY, YOU GOTTA BE LAZY. LAY IN BED ALL DAY, AND NEVER LEAVE YOUR ROOM. EVEN IF THE HOUSE IS ON FIRE AND BLOWING TO SHREDS, STAY. IN. THAT. BED.
STEP TWO) BE FAT! I'M HONESTLY NO WHERE NEAR FAT, BUT YOU GOTTA EAT A TON OF JUNK FOOD AND DRINK A TON OF SODA! DR.PEPPER IS BAE FYI.
STEP THREE) OCCUPY YOURSELF WITH SOMETHING.) I USE YOUTUBE, WATTPAD, MUSIC, AND DRAWING TRASH. OCCUPY YOURSELF WITH SOMETHING THAT YOU ENJOY, BECAUSE HEHEHEE.... *Gets a knife* YOU AIN'T LEAVING THAT BED.
DAT'S PRETTY MUCH IT.
CAUSE...I'M LAZY. AND I DON'T DO ANYTHING.
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I LOVE CAPS-LOCK. Ｏ(≧▽≦)Ｏ DON'T JUDGE HOW I TYPE.
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The Life of a Middle School Outcast: VOL 1: Jay Gonna Jay.
DiversosIT'S RAININ KARKATS HALLELUAJAH IT'S RAININ KARKATS...OH YEAAAHHHH- Uh, I think this is just a random book. MLG Karkat is best Karkat. Why are you reading this. Why. Ugh.
