Me: I am KMS Hood and starting today, I'll be working with you.
All: WHHHHHHAAAAAAAAAAAAATTTTTTTT????
Bismark: What are you saying, Hood?
Me: I'm saying I'm joining you, duh!
Prinz Eugen: You can't possibly expect us to believe that! What's your true intention?
Me: To join you! How often must I say it?
Bismark: Why?
Me: It's simple really, having died twice with nothing to show for it I'm done with the Royal Navy.
Prinz Eugen: Like we'd believe that for a second. If anything, you're probably the most patriotic-
Me: Well, believe me or not, surely I'd make a great addition to your forces. Besides-
Tirpitz: She could be telling the truth.
All: What?
Tirpitz: I mean, just look at her. I can't imagine Azur Lane would be willing to abandon their values and integrate SIREN technology just for the sake of spying.
Prinz Eugen: You can't think she, of all people, would just suddenly switch sides!
Tirpitz: I can't say.
As they continue bickering over what to do with me, I can't help but notice that Roon's remained out of the conversation. In fact, she's been staring at me all this time as if evaluating me or something. Still, when I lock eyes with her she immediately breaks eye contact.
Roon: Give her to me. I'll get the truth out of her.
Me: Oh?
Before we can continue our discussion, another girl joins us bringing news.
Z21: There's a Royal Navy fleet approaching our position.
Bismark: Good work Z21. Well then, it seems now's the perfect opportunity to test your supposed loyalty, Hood.
Me: I-
Bismark: Assume battle formation!
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Azur Lane: Rebirth
FanficThe Hood we all know and love is dead. Long live Hood! Hood has died (yet again) at the hands of Bismark but this time, something magical happens. Instead of merely sinking to the bottom of the sea, she's reborn as...an Iron Blood girl??? How will t...