Shrek was bored of Fiona and the babys, he felt he needed another secret lover but Fiona Obama Sonic couldn't find out. He went on tactak the new hot video maker and saw HIM
Nick Wilde known as "Nickiswild007" shrek added him on discord
Texting on his Nokia 3310 :
Shrek
H-hey..your looking for a discord kitten
UwU
Nick
Yeah I'm looking for a kitten
Shrek:
Perfect UwU wanna meet up at
TrumpStreet66 park
Nick:
I don't mind;)
He ordered a maid dress cat ears thigh high socks a collar blush and 888 cans of monster punch.
Feeling confident he decided to hit up his gorl
Gru
Texting on the Nokia 3310 :
Shrek:
Hey gru I am going on a date tomorrow do you think a pink my melody purse would be cute and emo UwU
Gru:
Yass now leave me alone
Shrek:
Okie
YOU ARE READING
Shrek X Obama
HumorSmexy nick wilde x shrek at 3am (FIONA FOUnd OUT GONE WRONG DIVORCE) BUT SHREK MARRIED OBAMA
