Today was the day on meeting daddy Nick Wilde The kids were at day care and Fiona was at work torturing lord Farquad shrek got ready in a maid outfit with a corset and some demonias and cat ears to finish the look blush he looked like emo Trisha paytas so lovely.
He opened the door of the swamp SECRETLY NIKI MINAJ WAS STALKING HIM donkey was at work as well (how tf a donkey had smexy time with a dragon) he plugged his EarPods and listened to #brooklynbloodbop and #midgetproblems by lil farquad ft.3 blind mice,
He arrived at the trump park we're he saw daddy nick they talked for a while until nick leaned in for a kiss QUEEN NIKI OF BARB LAND, appeared "Got you you detty chicken Pasta" shrek looked at Niki Minaj and snatched her phone "YOU WILL HAVE NO PROOF" not realizing Niki was on FaceTime with FIONA?!
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Shrek X Obama
HumorSmexy nick wilde x shrek at 3am (FIONA FOUnd OUT GONE WRONG DIVORCE) BUT SHREK MARRIED OBAMA
