Shrek ran away back to the swamp we're Fiona was standing infront of the door with the kids and her bags packed
"Shrek..You never told me you were gay and had a 3 boyfriends behind my back.." holding up his Nokia 3310 HOW COULD HE FORGET THE MOST IMPORTANT THING?!
"I'm moving in with Dragon and donkey. WHERE I BELONG GOODBYE SHREK"
well there goes his career on secretly cheating, After Fiona left he began to drink more Asda Lemonade from a baby bottle suddenly thanos appeared "Hello shrek ;)" thanos was standing infront of the tv with a smile "I have to send you to the ranch with Obama..My Special one Phil said me to" like that he snapped
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Shrek X Obama
HumorSmexy nick wilde x shrek at 3am (FIONA FOUnd OUT GONE WRONG DIVORCE) BUT SHREK MARRIED OBAMA
