you agree to meet him at the beach so romantic right you pull up wearing this amazing fit ed sheeran picked out for you
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ed sheeran pulls up wearing a matching one but in blue aww how romantic of daddy eddy
you guys meet up eventually and you guys go and get ice cream and get hotdogs and go on the ferris wheel at the walkway and all of a sudden you hear a crying baby so you guys throw your ice cream at the kid to humble that whiney little brat, their mum gave out to you both for doing that so you got a other one after and shoved it up her ass to assert dominance, all of a sudden she startes getting more angry at you so you start singing fight song (nightcore version of course bc you are so cool!) and she starts leaving you guys alone. You guys go the end of the dock and start making out with a bunch of 4 year olds watching you do it. A life guard kicks you out for having sexual activities at a public area,so you both left to go to ed sheerans massive mansion he has. You guys spend hours making among us cake and sussy snacks together to feed to the local kiddiewinkles for money,you guys made 48 pounds from your little business
