You and ed sheeran decide on a outfit for the kids funeral you both are attending
Ed sheeran picks this rather impressive fit out
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"OH MY GOD ED SHEERAN YOUR SO EMO" "i know babygorl 😏‼️"
theday of the funeral arrived
you and ed sheeran attend it bring rather serious but as you leave the to go to the bathroom you see a used condom at your seat so you confront ed sheeran about the cheating "i'm so sorry baby" said ed sheeran but you were very angry about this so you two break up but however you both have a singing battle to see who is the most alpha
ed sheeran sings "can i put my balls in yo jaws balls in yo jaws can i~~~ can i~~~ can i put my balls in yo jaws can i~ can i~ CAN I~~~~"
you the biggest baddie here starts singing fight song
"THIS IS MY FIGHT SONG (idk i forgot the rest of this stupid songs lyrics)"
the whole funeral watches as it has a lot of visitors and they watch very closely and quietly since this is a very serious event aka a funeral but right after that you both go alpha mode and you shove your sex toy you have in your bag for 'THOSE' moments you shove it down his mouth down to his ass and the whole funeral found this very entertaining so you throw a massive party to celebrate his death :DDDDD
