Michael: guyz I've got some riddles!
Luke: okay
Ashton: what are they?
Michael: your in a room with no doors and no windows. All you have is a mirror and a table. How do you get out?
Luke: well....
Ashton: you could throw the table against the wall and see if it breaks.
Calum: use the table to shatter the mirror and use the glass to chop the walls down :)
Michael: haha I knew you wouldn't get it!!!
Ashton: well what is the answer!?!?
Michael: you look in the mirror, see what you saw, take the saw cut the table in two. Two halves equal a whole then you jump into the whole. BAM!
Calum: Jesus! Did you expect us to get that?!?!?
Michael: okay I've got more!!
Ashton: okay
Michael: okay your in a race and you pass second place. Why place are you in now?
Luke: Oh that's easy!!! Your in first place!
Ashton: yeah that's not a riddle...
Calum: wait..... Yeah 1st place
Michael: you passed SECOND place
Luke: wait that's not right?
Michael: your in 2nd place you idiots. You still need to pass 1st place *facepalm*
Luke: God dammit!!!
Michael: your locked in a room with 2 doors. 1 door leads to a giant magnifying glass the other one leads to a dragon. How do you get out?
Calum: is this another play on words?
Michael: nope
Luke: uh i would train the dragon then ride the dragon and while its frying the dragon I would jump off and run!!
Ashton: you'd betray your dragon friend!?!?
Luke: no- maybe- YES
Michael: or you could just wait till night and go through the magnifying glass room...
Ashton: hey that was easy!!!
Calum: yeah...
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• yeah so this is part 1 of Haha very funny. I'd like to thank my bestie for telling me these riddles/jokes (except the first one that was mine.) Oh and on the last one with the 2 doors. The answer that Luke gave I actually said that 😂 •
