Luke: we need nicknames!
Michael: I don't care what you guys say but I'm Private Lettuce :)
Calum: okay Private Lettuce
Ashton: no! You should just be lettuce because as your boss I say so.
Michael: okay I'll be just lettuce
Ashton: NO! As your boss I say your new name is leaf :)
*michael changed his name to Leaf*
Leaf: okay :3
Calum: then who am I?
Luke: Beyoncé
*calum changed his name to Beyoncé*
Beyoncé: fine with me
Luke; okey how bout me?
Leaf: literal tree
*Luke changed his name to Tree*
Tree: okay then....
Ashton: OKAY NOW ME
Beyoncé: Daddy
Leaf: daddy
Tree: DAdDy
*calum changed Ashton to Daddy*
Daddy: I hate you all
