Piercings

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Michael: sup

Luke: hey

Ashton: Fat Cat in da house!!

Calum: .....

Calum: okay..

Michael: so I was thinking...

Luke: nothing new there

Michael: shut up Luke it involves you

Luke: what?

Michael: we should dye your hair black!

Luke: .... Continue

Michael: I'm joking Liz would kill me. Anyway I was thinking I should get another piercing

Ashton: like what?

Michael: I don't know what do you guys think?

Luke: I don't think you should get anymore piercings

Michael: WHYYYYY cause I'd look more punk than you!?

Luke: YOUR NOT PUNK

Ashton: snakebites?

Michael: what?

Ashton: you should get snakebites

Calum: you'd look hot

Luke: Cal don't even go there....

Michael: ooh protective Luke... I likey
Anyway snakebites sound cool

Ashton: of course they do it was my idea

Luke: shut up Ashton

Michael: shut up Luke that's my line... Yeah Shut up Ashton -.-

Calum: Luke, you should convince your mom to let you dye your hair black! It would look soooooooo good

Michael: stop flirting

Luke: it would never work Cal. You know how my mom is....

Calum: I know but you should tryyyy

Luke: Try what!?!?

Michael: to let your mom dye your hair black...

Ashton: yeah Luke did you suddenly get amnesia... Hehe I'm funny 😊

Luke: boys this is Liz! Luke is not and I repeat NOT dyeing his hair black!!

Michael: oh.... Okay sorry Liz

Calum: wow Liz you should be proud you got Mikey to apologize!

Michael: shut up Calum

Luke: language mister!

Michael: sorry...

Luke: OH MY GOD guys I'm so sorry!

Calum: what the FUCK were you doing?!

Luke: pshhh totally not making waffles

Michael: anyway snakebites...

Luke: Michael, I'm calling your mother to see what she has to say about this...

Michael: Liz?

Ashton: wow Mikey way ( lol Mikey Way) to blow it

Luke: hahaha no it's me but that was funny

Michael: no it's wasn't

Ashton: hehe yeah it was.. 😇
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• *Dan voice* hey Internet!
So how are you? I hope your good!! But if not then I hope your okay :)

Anywayz!! Over 1,000 reads!?! Guys that's crazy!!! I honesty expected to have like 30 maybe 40 views but 1,000!!

Also to top of that exciting news! Gerard Fucking Way is coming to Portland Oregon and that's ducking ( I'm leaving that ) awesome!! I'm pretty sure it's a book signing but FUCK I really wanna go!

Honestly who cares what it is it's Gerard Way soooooooo... Yeah!!

And you guys obviously don't know this but you could probably assume I live around Portland :D yeah I live in Springfeild Oregon :P so yeah Portland is like 45- an hour away soooooooo yeah!!

Okay that's enough rambling for today ( it's actually 2 am. Lol I'm VERY sleep deprived) anyway bye guys!!! Make sure to keep reading this crap 👋🏻

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