Call Me Spider Man

Steve's kisses and dodging punches

Tony let out a huge yawn as he strolled inside the kitchen at 2 in the mornig to get his 15th coffee. He stretched and peacefully began making coffee while humming some AC/DC song.
"Omg that's Led Zeppelin!!"
Tony dropped the cup in his hand and let out a very girly shriek while he turned around to look at the owner of the voice only to find no one in the kitchen. He sighed and went back to making coffee.

"I love Led Zeppelin, please continue dad!" Tony was startled again and looked around for Peter. When Peter saw Tony lookin around for him he said " I'm here dad. Look up." Tony did as asked and let out another shriek that could surpass the noise that the fangirls make when they see Louis Tomlinson.

"What the hell are you doing up there kid?!" He asked his spiderkid incredulously when he saw Peter sitting upside down on the kitchen ceiling. Peter grinned sheepishly at his dad and said " I was just having a midnight snack. Now can you please continue singing that Led Zeppelin song." Tony stared at the grinning teen with a look of pure disbelief.

" First, why can't you sit down and have your snack like normal people do instead of hanging down the ceiling?." Tony asked." And for the love of God Pete I was not singing a Led Zeppelin song, its an AC/DC song."
"Oh.. I thought it was Led Zeppelin" Peter said with a confused look on his face. Tony sighs and mutters " jeez, I really need to educate the kid". Peter opened his mouth to say something but was cut off by some shuffling noises coming from the living room. The father and son duo froze and looked at each other with eyes comically wide and mouth agape. " Dad, do you think there's a ghost in the tower or maybe zombies?" Peter whispered excitedly. Tony shot him a look that screamed 'what is going on in this kid's brain' but he chose to ignore him and tip-toed towards the living room Peter doing the same except he's crawling on the roof.

Right when Tony reached the entrance of living room, he bumped into someone. " Bucky? Sam? What the hell are you guys doing here?" He whisper yelled at the duo who were standing behind the wall with popcorn in hands. Bucky vehemently shushed Tony and tilted his head towards the living room. "Ooh looks like uncle Steve is finally confessing his feelings for aunt Nat." Peter whispered from his place on the roof. Sam let out a shriek which was muffled by Bucky's hand who sensed Peter's presence and was not as startled as Sam and vehemently shushed them both.

In the living room area there was a shaking super soldier and a slightly confused and irritated super spy. " Steve are you going to tell me why did you call me here at 2 in the morning and disturbed my sleep or are you going to just stand there. And why on earth are you shaking? Are you cold?" Steve took a deep breath and opened his mouth to speak "Natasha.." he slapped his hand on his mouth after hearing the high pitched, squeaky voice coming from his mouth. Natasha snickered quietly and as for the four other superheroes that were spying on them were on the floor holding their stomachs and trying not to make a sound. " I hope you're recording this Friday." Tony quietly wheezed out and there was a quite humming sound, confirming that the amusing scene infront of them was indeed being recorded.

Steve cleared his throat again and this time his voice was way too deep. After clearing his throat for at least ten times he finally was able to speak normally. "Nat.." Steve stopped mid speech again and Natasha sighed.         " What is it Steve? C'mon tell me. You know you can tell me anything right? It's just me, no need to be nervous alright. " Natasha urged him to speak and stepped forward to cup his cheeks and looked into his eyes with an expectant look in her eyes and gave him a small, reassuring smile. Steve tried to compose himself and took a deep breath. "IreallyreallylikeyouNatashaandwasthinkingthatyoucouldbeminesothatIcanbeyourgirlfriendandyoubemyboyfriend" Steve let out in one breath and Natasha looked utterly confused. She stared at him for a few second and her expressions changed from confused to amused " You want me to be your boyfriend?" She asked in a teasing tone. " Yes I want you to be my boyf-" Steve realised what he said and widened his eyes and started rambling "No I don't want you. I mean I do but not as my boyfriend I mean I know you like to act all tough.. no.. what the hell am I saying. I mean you are tough and strong and handsome.. no not handsome I mean beautiful not that there's something wrong with calling a girl handsome or a boy pretty you know because we can do whatever we want to do and I want you to be mine.. no.. that sounds too demanding.. I want you to be my girlfriend only if you want to be. I mean I know you don't see me like that because you like to set me up with girls that are not you but it never works out and you end up being disappointed in me but you.. that's 'cause I like you and I understand that you don- mmmph" Steve was cut off by Natasha's lips on his. Meanwhile the four others hiding there, let out a loud gasp at the scene infront of them and they all stared at the kissing duo with eyes comically wide and mouths hanging open.
Steve stood there completely frozen not knowing what to do but after a few seconds he gained his composure and kissed her back.