BFB 6:Four Goes Too Far

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Hey viewers! Want protection from loud noises?
YF

Off-screen voice
CAN YOU BE MORE SPECIFIC?

Uh... yknow... *shows Four* THOSE loud noises? urhh
YFFROWN

Off-screen voice
WHATEVER.

Then buy our revolutionary earmuffs!
YF

*Four appears in the background*

FourEEE
[SCREECH]

Four, stop screeching! It's not even funny anymore.
FOLDY

*mutilates Foldy*
FOUR

*throws fork at Four* How dare you mutilate my friend Foldy!
STAPY

*zaps Stapy*
FOUR

Geez! Four's destruction keeps getting more and more ruthless! We gotta stop it! Oh, leader 8-Ball, What do we do?
BBALL

The answer to that question lies with Golf Ball.
8BALL

<gasp> You really think so? Well, Hm, Any number times zero equals zero, right?
GB

That may be true, but, how is that useful?
TENNIS BALL

Four's a number. Let's multiply HIM by zero.
GB

Huh? This can't be real.
DONUT

Grassy
YEAH!

[Intro]

*Revives Foldy, Lightning, Black Hole and Bubble*
FOUR

It's time for the return of the Beep Beep!
FOUR

Well, that's not our team name!
BALLOONY

Roboty
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Roboty, you're not helping!
BALLOONY

[Cake At Stake]

We got 20,916 votes, [X changes the 0 to a 1] Beepians! Ya lost last time so the six of you with the fewest votes get to turn orange *tangerine juice appears from Four's hand*, and the most voted contestant is poo-pooed!
FOUR

Cloudy is safe at only 956 votes.
FOUR

[thick accent] Now I'm made of evaporated tangerine juice? Disgusting!
CLOUDY

X, who's also safe?
FOUR

The following mentioned contestants turn orange.

Nickel, Rocky, Balloony, and Woody!
X

Now it's down to David and Roboty!
FOUR

Aw, dreariously?
DAVID

The only two non-objects on the team.
FOUR

NewNickel
WHAT? OBJECTION!

Roboty
-

The caption reads "Ha"

Four, are you implying that I'm just... an object?
NEWNICKEL

I think someone is criticizing me. *starts waving his fingers around, preparing for the Zappies* I don't like criticism!
FOUR

Cut to A Better Name Than That, all on a ski on top of a hill near the Cake At Stake place.

Okay, Team Better Name! Is everything lined up?
GB

Looks like it to me.
BLOCKY

FourOMG
IT'S TIME.

GB
GO!

ABNTT's sleigh slides down the hill, featuring some recommended characters, and pushes Four, X, and Donut together, the screen flashes. Four and X disappear.

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