BFB 29:SOS (Save Our Show)

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So, Blockster, what do ya think of my hiding place?
TACO

Yeah, a green bush in a blue desert. What could go wrong?
BLOCKY

Shush. It's not as obvious as all THAT.
TACO

Hey, Taco! In the bush! I know I'm miles away, but I just wanted to say hello!
LEAFY

Ugh, anyway.. I gotta get back to work! Let me know if the announcer spots me.
TACO

Blocky
UGH.. UGH!

Ooh, I wonder if you're bored. SO hard to read you sometimes, Block Dude.
TACO

Sorry, but, all you've done since X recovered you is watch the talking metal box.
BLOCKY

Well, it's easier now that I have my hiding spot.
TACO

Oh, hello, Taco! Oh, and hey Blocky and Woody! Sorry, I didn't see you two at first!
SPONGY

Aanywayy.. I mean, can you blame me for watching him? For nine years he was gone, and now.. he's just, BACK? For what reason? Why return at the end of the game? And why waste our budget?
TACO

Well, you have a HUNCH he's wasting the budget. You don't know that. Stop being on the boring squad, and join the Woodster and I on a brand new prank!
BLOCKY

The Blocky's Funny Doings International sign appears on screen.
NONE

Hey guys! Blocky and Woody here! For today's prank, get a bunch of magnets and-
BLOCKY

NO! I don't wanna! WAHHHHHHH!
WOODY

-and put them on the Announcer.. What was that about?
BLOCKY

Okay, Tacster.. we're gonna need to get you a new nickname.
BLOCKY

Well, I personally like Tacster!
SPONGY

No one ever ACTUALLY calls me that though!
TACO

Hello, Tacster. And also you other two.
ANNOUNCER

(simultaneously) Taco, uh, Announcer might've spotted you in the bush.
BLOCKY

(simultaneously) Yeeeeeeeeeeep...
TACO

Final three, welcome to cake at stake.

As a prize for making it into the final three, I have decided to gift you all with a make-over to the bus.

It is now made out of gold.
ANNOUNCER

GOLD?! What'd I say, Blocky?
TACO

It could be like, fake gold, or something! Come on, it's TV trickery.
BLOCKY

It only cost about three million dollars.
ANNOUNCER

MY ARGUMENT IS FALLING APART!
BLOCKY

At this monumental cake at stake, I wanted to top last episode's cake.
ANNOUNCER

Announcer shows a silver medal

With a silver medal.
ANNOUNCER

That's not better.
FLOWER

Just for that, you're getting a bronze medal for winning immunity. Fling.
ANNOUNCER

Pshh, whatever. Medals are temporary but my business is forever! You jealous, Gelatin? With this fifty thousand bucks, I'm gonna put together the best store anyone has ever seen.
FLOWER

I own a steakhouse chain.
GELATIN

Oh yeah. Well, we'll have something even better. Oh, a skyscraper. My place will have a steaks skyscraper!
FLOWER

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