BFB 19:Loe Can You Grow?

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(singing) La la la! This is the best van song the world has ever heard! La la la! Ooh! Ooh!
LEAFYANDRUBY

Why won't they stop singing?!
LOLLIPOP

(singing) La la la! La la la, so fun-
RUBY

*The radio turns on*

Oh my sugar, the radio! It's back on! So you guys don't have to sing anymore! We can listen to actual music!
LOLLIPOP

*sigh* I guess.
RUBY

Ruby turns on some music. The van suddenly stops.

You must stop driving over X's garden!
FOURANGRY

XAngry
YEAH!

You've already trampled his aloe vera plants 73 times!
FOURANGRY

That was mean!
XANGRY

Seventy-three times?! We've driven over this same spot 73 TIMES?!
LOLLIPOP

Yeah, we got home hours ago. I just drove in circles so we could have more sing-along time with Leafy. Wasn't it so much fun? So much bonding! And I saw in the back mirror that you, Lollipop, were having a great time, too. I mean, you were wiggling your body to the beat, and we were singing so loud that the bus-
RUBY

Lollipop puts her hand on her head as she violently shudders.

Intro.

Four and I have brought you here today for a public service announcement!
X

Four
YEAH!

You need to respect my aloe vera more, and that means-
X

Okay we'll respect it more. But don't we have to do Cake at Stake?
FIREY

Oh! Um...
X

He's right, you know! The show must go on!
FOURANGRY

Oh, alright.
X

Cake at Stake theme.

Alright, Have Nots! You lost last time, so whichever of you got the fewest votes will leave BFB! If you’re safe, come pick up your prize from this table.
FOUR

But the aloe vera! It's in the way!
SPONGY

Hold on Spongy, where'd your friendship bracelet go? The one I gave you?
TACO

Dramatic cue.

Anyway, first contestant safe is Firey!
FOUR

*wails*
X

Four
WOODY.

*wails*
X

Four
FLOWER!

*wails*
X

Four
TACO.

*wails*
X

Four
LOSER!

*wails*
X

It's down to Blocky and Spongy! The two original returners.
FOUR

I support you, Blocky!
FLOWER

I would support you, Spongy, but... I don't see you wearing any friendship pride.
TACO

Which contestant is safe? The last prize goes to...
FOUR

*drumroll*

Good ol' Blocky!
FOUR

*wails*
X

Oh yeah, this guy is a baller!
BLOCKY

Aw, Spongy! I'm sad to see you go. I'll make sure your spaceship is taken good care of.
LOSER

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