Battle For BFB (Season 4)

BFB 17:X Marks The Spot

Getting to know Elsewhere on Earth
Hey, Gelatin! How do you like our new home?
LEAFY

I would say it's pretty rad! The grass here is softer than before, and if you squish it with your feet in the right way it makes a cool squeaky sound. Watch!
GELATIN

Gelatin moves the grass around with his feet, which disgusts Leafy.

Um, okay! I think I've seen enough! Bye!
LEAFY

What about you, Lollipop? Feeling comfortable?
LEAFY

I was until you showed up.
LOLLIPOP

LeafyWut
WHAT?!

Th-that's mean! Voters, you'd better take note of this!
LEAFY

Says the person who got eliminated for inflating her teammate to death.
LOLLIPOP

Thank you for standing up for me!
BALLOONY

It's just my duty to protect any sphere on a cylinder.
LOLLIPOP

Lollipop and Balloony high-five.

Did you guys just high-five!?
FOURANGRY

Balloony
UH…

No high-fives! Only high-fours!
FOUREVIL

I only count one.
BALLOONY

One is still not four!
FOURANGRY

Four pulls on Balloony's hand until four fingers appear. Balloony screams, and Lollipop looks on in horror.

This is so dumb! Four, can you just tell us what's going on with the competition? So many of us are very confused.
TACO

Uh, agreed.
RUBY

Ruby, put your times tables away. Four! Clarification, please! Um, hello? Four? Hm. They seem unresponsive.
TACO

Step aside, Taco. I know what Four needs right now.
FIREY

Doo-doo-doo-doo, doot-doo-doo! Four, what's wrong? You look depressed.
FIREY

Oh, I don't know. I just don't know what I am! Where my co-host is!
FOUR

Then let's go to the- wait. What?
FIREY

Four, did you just ask where your co-host is?
TACO

Yeah! Where's X?
FOUR

Four, you told X to leave you, and we know exactly where he is.
TACO

Yeah, right now he's playing patty-cake with Two, cause they're best buds now.
FIREY

*Gasp* You mean you can bring him back?
FOUR

Well, maybe. I'm not sure.
TACO

Because if you did, That would bring back the spirit of BFB!
FOURINTRO

Intro plays rebooted.

After the Intro
Contestants, I have assembled you here today to retrieve X!
FOUR

Woody
WAH, WAH.

Yeah, I'd never agree to that!
BLOCKY

Blocky kicks Woody away.

Well, you're gonna do it and like it!
FOURANGRY

No. It's too hard.
RUBY

Well, Balloony, I saved your life all those years back. Don't you wanna help me get X?
FOUR

Balloony
NO.

What about you, Blocky?
FOUR

Blocky
NO!