BnHA Chatfic [Teacher Edition]

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Aizawa - EmoHobo
Hizashi - Cockatoo
Midnight- Midnight
Snipe - KnockoffMcCree
Vlad King - BlehBlehBleeeh
Ectoplasm - Venom
Powerloader - BobTheBuilder
All Might - DadMight
Nezu - HighOverlordOfInsanity
Cementoss - Schnitzel
Thirteen - Thirteen

9:31pm

Midnight: so um are we gonna ignore the elephant in the room?

Cockatoo: there's an elephant in the teacher's lounge?

Midnight: no you dipshit

BobTheBuilder: shes talking about bakugou in the hospital

Cockatoo: what

BobTheBuilder: apparently bakugou was in a fight with monoma, eri happened to be nearby and she got burned by one of his explosions

Cockatoo: IS SHE OKAY!?!?

BobTheBuilder: oh yeah she's fine. it was just a minor ash burn. Recovery girl fixed it but aizawa lost his shit

Midnight: i have the whole thing on video (⌐▀͡ ͜ʖ͡▀ )

BobTheBuilder: yeah no he full on beat his ass

Midnight: Mrs. Bakugou also chose not to press charges. Hell she was actually impressed

Cockatoo: ಠ.ಠ

BobTheBuilder: pretty sure she has a screw loose

Midnight: shes iconic rly

Cockatoo: whats iconic about letting someone beat your child?

Midnight: to be fair he kinda deserved it

BobTheBuilder: its aizawa's fault for letting eri roam around unsupervised

BobTheBuilder: in a high school

BobTheBuilder: full of super powered angsty teenagers

Cockatoo: to be fair how can you say no to her precious smile?

BobTheBuilder: you say no? Shes 7

Midnight: but its ERI

Midnight: plus she's already been locked up for 7 years. Let the girl explore.

BobTheBuilder: again

BonTheBuilder: shes 7!

Midnight: oh my god zashi, did you see her yesterday playing leap frog with asui?

Cockatoo: YES!!!!!!!!!

Cockatoo: I CRIED SHES SO PRECIOUS

Midnight: oh my god here ill send you a pic i took.

Cockatoo: ADORABLE

Cockatoo: MY FAVORITE LISTENER

BobTheBuilder: u ppl r overreacting

BobTheBuilder: there's plenty of other cute kids in the world

Midnight: this bulldozing having ass bitch

BobTheBuilder: wat?

Cockatoo: did u just compare eri to other children?

BobTheBuilder: yes. Like my niece is 4 and i happen to think she is very cute

Midnight: your niece is irrelevant in this situation

DoctorNoSleep has joined the group.

BobTheBuilder: who the fuk?

DoctorNoSleep: my dad says to stop blowing up his phone, criticizing his parenting skills, and that powerloader's opinion is invalid and stupid

BobTheBuilder: i— um who are u?

DoctorNoSleep: that's none of your business

BobTheBuilder: and how did you get in this chat?

DoctorNoSleep: dad gave me the password a while ago

DoctorNoSleep: now if u'd kindly stop we'd appreciate it

DoctorNoSleep: also we only believe in Eri supremacy in this house

Cockatoo: hi shinsou!

DoctorNoSleep: hi mic

DoctorNoSleep: oh eri says hi

DoctorNoSleep: we're watching Wall-E

Cockatoo: awwww

Cockatoo: I wanna join ;-;

BobTheBuilder: we just started it, u can come over if u want

Cockatoo: COMING!!!!!!

Cockatoo has logged out.

BobTheBuilder: what is happening...

Midnight: anything for our queen eri <3 :3 SHINSOU KEEP A SEAT WARM FOR ME

DoctorNoSleep: ✌️

DoctorNoSleep has logged out.
Midnight has logged out.

BobTheBuilder: .....

BobTheBuilder: bye? I guess?