BnHA Chatfic [Teacher Edition]

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Aizawa - EmoHobo
Hizashi - Cockatoo
Midnight- Midnight
Snipe - KnockoffMcCree
Vlad King - BlehBlehBleeeh
Ectoplasm - Venom
Powerloader - BobTheBuilder
All Might - DadMight
Nezu - HighOverlordOfInsanity
Cementoss - Schnitzel
Thirteen - Thirteen

                        [Gossip Sesh]
Cockatoo has logged on.

Cockatoo: I need help

Cockatoo: Like right now.

Cockatoo: Like, now right now.

Cockatoo: Someone

Cockatoo: ANYONE?

Venom has logged on.
KnockoffMcCree has logged on.

Venom: Jesus Christ, what is your problem?

Cockatoo: So I'm walking into my classroom right?

Venom: Yeeess....

KnockoffMcCree: I don't like where this is going...

Cockatoo: There's a SPIDER on my wall!!!!

Cockatoo: ;-;

Venom: ...

Venom: Okay, and?

KnockoffMcCree: You act like it's going to kill you.

Cockatoo: It's BIG! And HAIRY! And it won't stop staring at meee!!!!!!

Venom: How do you even know it's staring at you? Just kill it.

Cockatoo: ReEeEeEEEeEEEeE!!!!!

KnockoffMcCree: Holy shit

Venom: What NOW?

Cockatoo: It's moving!!!!!!

KnockoffMcCree: Um...just step on it?

Cockatoo: ITS ON THE WALL!! WHAT IF IT CRAWLS ONTO THE CEILING? AND DROPS DOWN ON TOP OF ME!?

Venom: Hizashi, it's a spider, it can't hurt you. You're huge, it's probably more afraid of you then you are of it.

Cockatoo: That's nice an all Ecto, but let's call it what it is!

Venom: A spider?

Cockatoo: CREEPY CRAWLY DEATH DEALER

KnockoffMcCree: ....

KnockoffMcCree: But...

Cockatoo: DONT LAUGH AT ME SNIPE!!

Cockatoo: I HATE THIS! SOMEONE!

Venom: Oh fuck

KnockoffMcCree: YAMADA! THOSE WERE PERFECTLY GOOD WINDOWS!

Venom: Jesus Christ

Venom: SOMEONE SHUT HIM UP

Venom: @ EmoHobo COME STOP YOUR BF FROM DESTROYING THE SCHOOL

EmoHobo has logged on.

EmoHobo: Why the hell...he's not. Nevermind.

EmoHobo: Hizashi?

Cockatoo: SHO! HELP MEEEEE!!!!!!!!!!

EmoHobo: STOP SCREAMING!

KnockoffMcCree: ITS JUST A GODDAMN SPIDER