Summer Camp Island AU: Witches Attending Camp

Alice and the Mushroom Queen

It was 8 o'clock in the morning when a horn went off, signaling the campers to wake up with Sasha being the one who blew it, beginning her morning announcements.
Sasha: Attention campers!!!!! I know this is first full day at camp, so I'll go through the schedule!!!!! First up!!! UMPS, The United Monster Parcel Service, has delivered you all parcels from your parents!!!!!! After that, breakfast begins in the mess hall at 9 and ends at 10!!!! For today, we'll be serving mushroom toast and fried eggs to celebrate Mushroom Awareness Day!!! After that, parent calls begin!!! And after that!!! We'll begin our first magic lesson!!!! Then you do what you want until lights out!!!!! Just make sure to go into the mess hall at noon for lunch, which is mushroom pizza, and at 7 for dinner, which is cream of mushroom soup!!!!!!
Ramona: Sasha, do you think you're going a bit overboard with the whole mushroom thing?
Sasha: Don't blame me, last Mushroom Awareness Day went terribly when the Mushroom Queen spread her spores to the whole island because I insulted her fashion sense, so I don't wanna make another mistake like that again.
Ramona: But what if someone has a mushroom allergy?
Sasha: That's why I have backups, tomato soup, plain cheese pizza, and scrambled eggs, now if you excuse me, I'm gonna listen to music until the magic lesson begins. *puts on headphones*
At the camp, the campers were getting their parcels, Susie got a gift from her dad, a gold card she left at home.
Susie: Dad!!!!! You're the best!!!!!! Well, better than mum anyway.
Alice and Betsu got their parcels, Betsy got a first aid kit while Alice got, allergy medications?
Betsy: Alice, did we swap parcels by accident?
Alice: Nope, I have an allergy to mushrooms, so my mom and my daddy bring these everywhere, they must have forgotten to pack them.
Mr. Fluffles: Mrow.
Alice: Mr. Fluffles you silly kitty.
Next up was Marcy, who was opening something she didn't have at home, but always wanted.
Marcy: *gasp* A first edition PSA 10 CnC card!!!!! Thank you mom and dad!!!!!!! *trips over a twig* I'm ok!!!!
A frog girl opened her cabin door and opened her parcel, a book on calculus.
Frog girl: *reading parcel* To Penny, we know you love calculus, so take this, *in a monotone voice* thanks. 
Hakey opened her cabin door and received her parcel, a bunch of stuffed animals.
Haley: Thanks a lot mom.
After that, everyone was chatting in the Mess, Penny, the frog girl from earlier, and Susie were closely watching Marcy.
Susie: Cmon Marmar you can do it.
Marcy: Do what? *grabs a soda from the vending machine*
Susie: Nothing......
Penny: Whatever.
Marcy was getting her soda to her table before she tripped on a wet floor sign, spilling her soda in her face.
Penny: Marcy 0, clumsiness 1
Susie put up a poster saying "Days without Marcy being clumsy: 00
The counselors were watching all this happen while they were eating breakfast.
Sasha: One of these days, she's gonna get herself killed.
Ramona: Don't say that!!!!!
Alice entered the Mess Hall before smelling something odd.
Alice: *sniffing the air* Oh, what's that smell? Oooo, it tickles my nose, wait a minute, is that? Mushrooms.
Lunch monster: Yeah, it's Mushroom Awareness Day today.
Alice: But I'm allergic to mu.. mu.. mu... achoo!!!!
That sneeze just by itself was huge, shaking the entire Mess Hall.
Sasha: That sneeze... I've never seen anything that powerful in the almost a hundred years of being a witch.
Ramona: That was more power than any wutch could handle.
One of the lunch monsters came to Alice, seeing her sneeze ruined their food.
Lunch monster: Miss Alice... you ruined my food!!!! I worked really hard on that!!! And in one sneeze, you destroy it!!!!!!
Alice: *teary eyed* I'm sorry.
Sasha then stepped down to defend Alice.
Sasha: That was uncalled for Malicia, we know your food is terrible, that's why Ramona and I make our own when we're hungry, one more slip up like that and you'll be demoted from lunch monster to my personal cleaning toad!!!!!
Malicia: Yes Miss Sasha.
Alice: Thanks Sasha.
Sasha: No problem, how about you take some scrambled eggs to your cabin? My treat.
Ramona came down to compliment Sasha as Alice left.
Ramona: That was very thoughtful of you sis.
Sasha: Thanks sis, I remember when you defended me back when we were normal.
After breakfast, everyone was in there cabin, talking to their parents on the phone, including Alice, who had finished her breakfast.
Alice's dad: So cutie queen? How has camp been?
Alice: It's been fine, thanks for the allefy medication.
Alice's mom: Have you come across any mushrooms lately? Your father and I would be worried sick if you came across some without your medication.
Alice: Well, at camp, today is Mushroom Awareness Day and the Mess Hall was serving mushroom meals to celebrate it.
Alice's dad: Was everyone in the Mess Hall ok? Us elephants are known for big sneezes.
Alice: Everyone's ok, well, the lunch monster yelled at me for destroying their food.
Alice's mom: Well sweetie, that's their fault for yelling at you for something you can't control. Unbeknownst to Alice, while she was talking with her parents, Mr. Fluffles noticed the door was open and ran on out.
Alice: Wait, before you go, I want Mr. Fluffles to say hi.
Alice's mom: *whispering* Not the cat.
Alice's dad: *also whispering* Gloria.
Alice: Hold on, I'll go get him, Mr. Fluffles, here kitty kitty kitty.
Alice noticed the door was open and immediately thought the worst.
Alice: Sorry mom sorry daddy, but I gotta go, bye I love you.
Alice's dad: Love you too sweetie.
Alice went after Mr. Fluffles, looking around the cabin area as she knocked on Susie's door.
Susie: Thanks for the gold card dad, I'll make sure to spend it at some gift shop, I REALLY want a Gander High Keychain.
Alice: Susie open up!!!!!!
Susie: Sorry dad, I've gotta go, I love you, and tell mum not to eat the strawberry ice cream I have in my mini fridge *hangs up*
Alice: C'mon boo-boo!!!! Open up!!!!!!
Susie: *opens her door* What do you want? And don't call me boo-boo, I prefer potato.
Alice: Is Mr. Fluffles in your cabin? You know, you're both cats and I like both of you.
Susie: No way!!! I wouldn't allow that cat in here, it would shed it's hair everywhere!!!!
Alice: Ok, bye potato. *shuts door* Hmm, if Mr. Fluffles didn't go into Susie's cabin, then he went then...
Alice asked everyone if they saw her cat, but no one did, until she reached the counselors' cabin area.
Alice: *knocks door* Sasha? Ramona? Have you seen Mr. Fluffles?
Sasha opened the door with her headphones in her ears.
Sasha: *singing* I’m a heart breaker, breaking those hearts *stops* what do you want?
Alice: First, you're a great singer, and second, have you or Ramona seen my cat Mr. Fluffles?
Sasha: One, don't flatter me, and two, I didn't even know you had a cat.
Ramona: I never saw a cat either, and if he didn't head in our direction, then he must be in the Dandelion Field.
Alice: Thanks.
Sasha: She's gone now back to music *starts singing* You can tell me that’s not me, but I’m perfect for the part.
Alice head to the Dandelion Field, where a bunch of dandelions were gossiping.
Dandelion: I heard mushrooms turn your hair into spaghetti.
Dandelion 2: Stop, like spreading rumours or the Mushroom Queen will, like assign you to the Death Cap.
Alice: Excuse me, but have you seen a black and white cat anywhere? He's my cat and I'm very worried about him.
Dandelion: No need to fret little lady, I'm Daniel the Dandelion and this is my girlfriend Delilah.
Delilah: I, like saw him go into, like the Mushroom Queen's cave.
Alice: Mu.. mu... Mushroom Queen!!!!!!
Daniel: Yeah, the Mushroom Queen, why are you so afraid? Did she assign you the Death Cap? Did you spread Mushrumours?
Delilah: Daniel, like stop being a doofus, she's, like too big to be sentenced, but, like I did hear the Mushroom Queen was, like poisoned by someone anonymous.
Alice: WHAT?!?!?!
Daniel: Yeah, and I heard that when the Mushroom Queen finds the one who poisoned her, she'll assign to the the Death Cap.
After hearing that news, Alice was completely frozen in fear.
Delilah: Thanks a lot Daniel, now, like she's frozen in fear.
Daniel: What's wrong little lady.
Alice: Well, I have an allergy to mushrooms, and if I go in there and get one quick sniff, and then the cave will be destroyed, and the Mushroom Queen will sentence me to the Death Cap and I'll never see my cat, my friends or my parents again!!!!!!
Daniel: No need to worry miss....
Alice: Alice Fefferman, or as my daddy calls me, the Queen of Cuteness.
Delilah: Miss Fefferman, like, we'll give you these *gives her clothespins* like, put these on that trunk of yours and you won't have to, like worry about your allergy and, like save your cat.
Alice: *put the clothespins on her nose* Nope, can't smell a thing, thanks guys.
Daniel: Before you go Miss Fefferman, what's your phone number? We should talk more often.
Alice wrote her phone number on their stems and headed into the cave.
Alice: Ok Alice, just ask about your cat, say hi to the Mushroom Queen and leave.
Alice entered the Mushroom Queen's throne room, where she was laying in her bed.
Mushroom servant: My Queen, someone has entered your throne room.
Mushroom Queen: *coughs* Let them in, I want them to see my face.
Alice: *bows* Hello your royal Mushness, I am Alice Fefferman of Sumner Camp Island, I come to look for my cat Mr. Fluffles.
Mushroom servant: My Queen, this girl is the owner of the Mushroom Knight Sir Fluffy.
Alice: Sir Fluffy?
Mushroom Queen: *coughs* Yes child, ever since your cat entered the kingdom, he's been an honored hero, he started by saving us from being crushed by a boulder of string, then he saved our village from being rampaged by a cheese eating dragon, and he saved me before I was poisoned by licking me, *coughs* currently, he's looking for who poisoned me, I assume it's that Sasha from Sumner Camp Island.
Alice: It's not her malady, I come from Summer Camp Island myself, and Sasha has done all she could to celebrate this holiday known as Mushroom Awareness Day.
Mushroom servant: She speaks the truth my Queen, we just received a letter from Sasha of Sumner Camp Island that says to "lay off the spores this year."
Just then, Mr. Fluffles arrives in the throne room, wearing knight armor that Alice thought was adorable.
Alice: Aw!!!
Mr. Fluffles lays his paw on an empty drink cup near the queen with some poison substance in it.
Mushroom Queen: *coughs* it seems that someone poisoned me with my drink, good job Sir Fluffy, but who would do that?
Mr. Fluffles looked at the servant, who had a guilty look on his face.
Mushroom servant: Yes my Queen, I did poison your drink, but I planned on that so you could spore the island again, you know for power.
Mushroom Queen: *coughs* Guards!!!! Take him to the Death Cap at once!!!!!
While the servant was sent a different room, the queen seemed as if she couldn't last any longer.
Mushroom Queen: *coughs* I'm sorry you have to see me croak Alice, but it's what fate planned for me, the only way I could be saved is one way.
Alice: What is it?
Mushroom Queen: DNA from someone with a mushroom allergy.
Alice: I got this *takes off the clothespins* Mushroom Queen I can help you... you...
Alice felt an odd feeling in her nose once it sniffed the air, it gave the feeling of the biggest sneeze ever.
Alice: Achoooooo!!!!
That sneeze shook the cave, spreading it to the Mushroom Queen, yet destroying her pajace in the process.
Alice: Oh my gosh!!!! I'm so sorry!!!! I didn't mean.....
Mushroom Queen: Thank you Alice my dear, I get to live another century because of you, and for that, I give you this.
The Mushroom Queen spread a spore into Alice's nose, making her lose her allergy.
Alice: Thank you my queen, my cat and I leave, also, can I keep the armor?
Mushroom Queen: Anything for the mammoth who saved my life.
Alice: Mammoth? But I'm an elephant.
Mushroom Queen: Oh silly me, you just look like one, also, I've got a 400 year old brain.
Alice and Mr. Fluffles left the cave, just in time for lunch.
Alice: Aw, Mushroom Pizza, can't wait
The End.