Shoto: *Gets a paper cut while reading a book*
Momo: *Inhales*
Momo: *burning the book* HASN'T HE BEEN THROUGH ENOUGH ALREADY. I SWEAR TO GOD IF ANYONE EVEN DARES TO HARM MY CHILD I WILL RESPECTFULLY KNOCK ON YOU DOOR (LIKE ITACHI) AND FUCKING STRANGLE YOU TO DEATH.
Momo: *exhales*
Jiro: Mom is scary
Momo: Its mommy for you baby
(・ω<)☆Jiro: 😳
Trash: you can strangle me anyday momo😩-
Kiri: *yeets mineta out of the window * don't mind me I was just taking the trash out ᕙ('▽´)ᕗ
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FanfictionIdk what this is but it Contains • Attempted humor • Shinkiribakudekutodo Shinsou x Kirishima x Bakugou x Deku x Todoroki (who even ships that) • Dabihawks/Hawksdabi • Uke Todoroki coz he my baby. • Dadzawa and his loud blond husband • And other...