Gay Chats

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sirius

I pulled the napkin out of my pocket after shift. Remus was long gone by this time. I put his name in my phone as chamomile.

unknown: What does a dog and a cellphone have in common?

remus: What?

uknown: They both have a collar id! Get it?

remus: Whose this?

unknown: What's a dog's favourite ice cream?

remus: Pupcicles

unknown:Yeah!

remus: Whose this and what's with the dog jokes

unknown: Well.. I'm very much like a dog. James says they are very cringy but i like them so i don't care

Hi sirius. The dog star

*uknown changed to sirius*

sirius: What? Oh yeah my name is a star! a black trait

remus: Sirius is called the dog star 

sirius: Ooh that's cool. You are such a nerd

remus: Uh huh

sirius: James says you are the love of his life

Tell him i love him too

sirius: "Hey James, I'm sorry to be the one to tell you, but Remus wants to break up with you."

remus: Bad dog

*sirius changed to padfoot*

padfoot: ;)

padfoot: It's a winky face!

remus: I know.

padfoot: i like it. :)

padfoot: That ones a smiley face

remus: Uh huh

padfoot: :(

remus: :)

padfoot: :)

padfoot: Anyway, come over

remus: Wait, now?

padfoot: Yess come on your ex misses you

remus: Tell him it's not you it's me

padfoot: Reggie is here

remus: Im outside your door

padfoot: oh

I opened the door to see Remus's amused face.

"Apperation?"

"The convenience of magic."

"Honey! I missed you!" James came over and hugged him. He laughed

"Who-" regulus started a little bitterly. "Oh. Remus, hey."

"Regulus! Hi." remus said

"You reconsider our break up right my love?" james continued

"Murder the messenger, james." remus said looking at me

"Oh don't blame me for your change of heart, moon boy."

"What's going on?" regulus asked

Remus went a little pale. "Sirius, what did you say."

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