Canadian Freakshow

Game plan

Once the day had come, workers arrived to remove the restraints off of them so guests wouldn't think they were treated poorly. However, today guests seemed to be scared off away from them since New Zealand insisted on repeatedly banging his head against the bars, creating rattling sounds that would wake anyone up. Both Australia and America had just about had enough of it since it had been happening all morning and it would drive any man crazy. "S...t..STOP!" Australia yelled. New Zealand stopped for a second, looking over at them with a glare "Oh I'm sorry! Am I not allowed to be angry that our own mum died in front of us?!" Said Zealand. "You-...Yourf-..Your fault!" Said Australia. "MY FAULT?! HOW IS IT MY FAULT?!" Zealand yelled. "IF YOU HADN'T RAN INTO THE CROWD LAST NIGHT THEN WE COULD HAVE STOPPED CANADA FROM STABBING HER!" America yelled. "OH YEAH BLAME EVERYTHING ON THE LITTLE GUY! I WAS ACTUALLY TRYING TO ESCAPE! UNLIKE YOU! ALL YOU DO IS MOPE ABOUT AND CRY IN THE CORNER!" Zealand replied. "KINDA HARD TO ESCAPE WHEN YOUR ONLY WAY OF EXIT HAVE BEEN PLUCKED!" America said, stretching his wings out. His wings looked like they were once big and grand like New Zealand's, but they had been plucked so violently, the feathers refused to grow back. "AND UNLIKE YOU I ACTUALLY THINK BEFORE HITTING MY HEAD AGAINST SOMETHING!" America continued

"Sh- SHUT UP!... D- BOTH OF L-..YOU!" Australia yelled. The two of them jerked their heads towards him, looking somewhat frightened. "Did you just say a full sentence?" Said Zealand. "Don't...p-patro-...ni..se me Zealand" Said Australia. "Holy fuck he remembers your name-" Said America. "Thing-s are co-..ming back...slow..ly" Australia said. "Well at least one good things happened this week" Said America. "Maybe for us, Canada's probably gonna take advantage of it somehow" Said Zealand. "How? We can talk and he hasn't done anything about us" Said America. "But he couldn't, Canada's probably gonna do some shit like carve out his tongue or something" Said Zealand. "Don't ji-jinx it" Said Australia. "Well hey, maybe it'll be easier to escape now that we're all here and...y'know, able to communicate" Said America. "Didn't PNG and Russia say they were gonna get us outta here?" Said New Zealand. "HA! They're probably ripping each other's throats out by now!" Said America.

However, America seemed to have low expectations of his brothers friends, because that night, the two in question came back, this time with a plan. "Psst! Hey! Wake up!" Said PNG. "Five more minutes..." Zealand said, only to be waken up by the sound of PNG banging on his cage. "We came up with a plan to get you guys out of here" Said Russia. "Oh what does it involve jumping into a shark tank while fireworks and explosions go off?" Said America. "Well...not explosions...hopefully" Said Russia. "....well now I'm interested" Said America. The two of them sat within eyeline of the brothers and started drawing a map of the plan in the dirt. "Yesterday we snuck into Canada's dressing room to find show plans" Said Russia. "His room smells like rotting flesh by the way" Said PNG. "Yeah- that too- But!we found out what he's doing on the next show night. And for some reason it involves a shark tank" Said Russia. "He's going to jump into a tank full of sharks?" Said Zealand. "Yeah apparently it's his way of saying 'I'm sorry half of you shit yourself last time from my brother escaping, here's me doing something stupid" Said PNG. "Alright so what's the plan?" Said America. "The tank has a separation wall in it that you can only see from the top, keeps him from landing in the shark water, you guys are probably gonna be back stage while it's happening, so we'll come and break you out, and one of you climbs up to the platform and push Canada into the shark water. Thus killing him" Said Russia. The brothers just stared awkwardly at him for a minute, all sharing the same thought that this plan was probably a bit ambitious. "What?" Russia said.

"Uh...don't you think that's a little...Y'know...much?" Said Zealand. "Well it's a nice payback for all the shit he put you through" Said Russia. "Killing hims d-t-to merciful"Said Australia. "The sharks will eat him alive before he drowns, it'll be fine" Said Russia The brothers were hesitant to agree. "Won't he see us climbing up on the platform?"America asked. "You can go up on the acrobatic platforms, jump into the net and push him through it, it'll be low enough to reach him" Said PNG. "Have you seen all the equipment?" Said Zealand. "Yup! Took photos too!" Papua said,taking out her phone. She brought up the photos of the equipment in the back room and showed them to kiwi. "Huh...well we've tried everything at this point haven't we?" Said Zealand. "Ah if I die like this it'll be like dying in an action movie" Said America. "Alright! The shows two nights from now, mentally prepare yourself, we'll be in the crowd" Said Russia. "And maybe re teach him how to speak properly" PNG said, pointing at Australia. "Plan to" Said America. The two of them dusted the dirt map away so nobody would see it and ran out of the field, somehow making it out without getting caught, despite stopping to argue every few minutes.