Canadian Freakshow

Britain

A few hours had past and the crowd started gathering into the main tent. Seeing as he'd only just woken up and barely knew his own name, Canada had kept Australia out in the cage, while the other two had been dragging into the main tent to be shown off like some sick collection. The audience was encouraged to yell and throw things at them, thinking they were just 'Paid actors' of course not realising that they were in fact kept in the cages without any substantial food or water. Once the show had ended, America had gone back to sitting in the corner of his cage while New Zealand sat there pulling bits of popcorn and candy out of his hair. Apparently he seemed to be a main target for children to throw things at. A little while later, Canada could be heard chatting with someone. Someone with a posh English accent. And a posh ego too might I ad. The three brothers just silently listened to the conversation before it suddenly stopped.

Soon, Canada came forward, leading the British man behind him. Britain took a look around at the brothers, with a blank expression. "Surprised your keeping them so well behaved" Britain said. "It's easy to do when they're kept in cages" Said Canada. Britain gave a short laugh, sounding somewhat polite."I always considered it but your mother would never let me" He said. "How is mom by the way? Still giving you the silent treatment?" Canada asked. "Yes I'm afraid, says she can't be around me with how I treat her. I treat her as any man should treat their wives" Said Britain. Canada was about to continue talking before America banged himself up against the wall facing Britain, his face in pure rage. "You son of a bitch WHAT DID YOU DO TO MOM?!" He yelled. "Temper temper, she was trying to get me out of the house so I simply showed her who's house it was" Britain said, with a smug grin. America grew even more angry, quickly lunging through the bars and taking a swipe at Britain's face with the bear claws he'd gained. Britain fell backwards, gripping onto his face and glaring up at America. "Hm...I should really get something to train them shouldn't I" Canada said. "No shit" Said Britain. The ring master helped Britain up to his feet and headed towards the dressing room, glaring back at America as they went.

"I thought you said they had their memories erased" Said Britain. "No I said one of them had their memories erased. Your going deaf old man" Said Canada. "Well it obviously it wasn't America" Said Britain. "Well I thought hitting him over the head would do the trick but apparently not" Said Canada. As they walked into the dressing room, Britain jumped back in shock at the sight of the dead staff member. "Oh..forgot he was here, don't mind him just step over him" Canada said, casually walking through the pool of blood. "Isn't...that..unhygienic?.." Said Britain. "Only when it starts rotting" Said Canada. Britain shrugged it off, carefully stepping over the body and sitting down next to his son. "So is there a reason why you killed him or were you just bored?" Britain asked. "He was being an asshole" Canada said. "Hm...and to think it would be America taking after me yet he's still as pathetic as always" Said Britain. "Never knew what you saw in him..or any of them to be honest" Said Canada. "Well the twins were decent until the wars broke out. I told them to stay out of it but Noo they had to join the fight and make me look like I put them at risk" Said Britain. "That's what happens when you don't use cages" Said Canada. "Ha! I'll really have to use them next time won't I!" Said Britain.

"Doubt there'll be a next time!" Said Canada. "Oh it's not like you'll be keeping them here forever!" Said Britain. Canada fell silent for a second, watching Britain's face turn from laughing to concern. "...are you?.." He said. "Well that was the plan" Canada said. "Oh no no no son, you can't keep them forever! They're my colonies!..well America isn't but he will be soon" Said Britain. "Oh like you ever used them for anything" Said Canada. "Son, you are not keeping them here forever. They will be here until you break their spirit and then they will come back to me!" Said Britain. Canada stood up from his chair, glaring down at Britain. "I think you should leave" Said Canada. "What?" Britain asked. "  Get  Out  " Said Canada. "Your kicking me out for holding up my end of the deal?!" Britain said, standing up. "GET OUT!!" Canada yelled. Britain was a little shocked. He'd never heard the Canadian yell like this before. "Fine...but I warn you I will be back" Britain said, making his way out of the room. Canada watched him leave. He considered just stabbing the man, but part of him wanted to show mercy to his father. For now.