Canadian Freakshow

Ring master

((WARNING: This page contains amounts of gore, there's a summary at the bottom of the page))

After struggling and tangling, New Zealand finally managed to find his way out of the net, kicking it through the bars of the cage. As he was distracted, the other two brothers heard the crowds murmuring come to a stop as if someone had died. There, walking up to the cages was the bastard in question. Canada, the ring master. "Trying to escape again, brother?" Canada said, walking up to the kiwis cage. "Damn right! Once I learn to use these stupid things I'll get out of here!" New Zealand said. "HA! Like that'll ever happen, you're skull would be too heavy with how thick it is!" Canada said, breaking out into laughter. "If America could fly then I can too!" Said New Zealand. "Yes, but America doesn't have bones stabbing through his head" Said Canada. The Canadian grabbed NZ by the collar of his shirt, pulling him up through the bars "Now if you try that again, I will cut those abominable horns of yours off and mount them on the front of my car. You understand!?"

New Zealand was silent as he was dropped back down. The ring master took a look around, seeing that his youngest brother had woken up, he smiled, walking over to his cage. "Have a good snooze did you Aus? Looks like you had to be the most successful experiment yet" Canada said, examining the brother. Australia glared at Canada, walking up to the side of the cage he was on. "Don't worry, if you're good then you won't have to worry about waking up with another limb" Canada continued. "Y...ou- you..." Australia stammered. "Yes?..what about me?" Canada asked. Australia just starred down at him before hacking up and spitting some kind of dark blue liquid at Canada's eye. "aCK!!" Canada yelped, clutching his face. Whatever the liquid was it hurt like hell. "Alright...so you're venomous..I'll have to cut back on your water.." Said Canada.

The ring master left, followed by a few staff members who were carrying first aid kits. America and New Zealand were left starring at Australia, who looked like he had no idea what happened either. "YOU COULD HAVE MENTIONED THAT YOU SPIT VENOM LIKE A DAMN COBRA!" America shouted. "How do you expect him to know dipshit!? He just woke up like that a few minutes ago! It's not like Canada went 'Oh hEy yOuR gOnNa wAke Up wItH vEnOm gLaNdS k GoOdnIgHt!' Kiwi mocked. "Well I thought he would have at least noticed!" Said America. "Not everyone puts their fingers in their mouth like you Ame" Said New Zealand. "Shut up kiwi" Said America.

Meanwhile, Canada had gone to hide in his dressing room. Looking in the mirror as his staff wrapped bandages around his face. "Abominations... the lot of them! I keep them safe from the worlds hate and this is how I get repaid!!" Canada yelled. "W-with all due respect sir, you were the one wh-who sold them to that uh...insane biologist who turned them into the abominations" A staff member said. "...what's your name again?.." Canada asked. Turning to the staff member. "Uh..Rodger..Sir" They Said. "Let me ask you something Rodger..Imagine throughout your whole life, you were treated like a Doormat! For your older brother.. and a staircase for your younger brothers..you try to hide your hate for them by being nice and acting stupid. You'd want revenge...wouldn't you Rodger?" Canada said. "W...well yes but-..don't you think it's a little inhumane?...t-to keep them in cages?" Said Rodger. "I'll tell you what's inhumane" Canada said, standing up. The man started unscrewing the top of his cane off, revealing a small hidden dagger.

All the staff looked between Canada and Rodger as Canada walked towards him. "Questioning somebodies trauma" Said Canada. Before anybody could react, Canada Drove the knife straight into Rodgers chest, before yanking it out, letting the blood on the knife trickle down onto his white gloves. The staff member clutched his chest, Wheezing in and out as his lungs seemed to be collapsing on him. Other staff members went to help the poor man before Canada stopped them "Don't help him!...we'll feed him to the lions or something.." Said Canada. The staff members followed Canada out of the room, leaving Rodger to die by bleeding out on the floor of the glamorous dressing room

((Summary: Canada threatened NZ, Australia spat venom at Canada, Canada got pissed at a staff member and killed him))