Us: HELLO!!!
Fotz: What are we reacting to now?
Us: Well... *look uncomfortable*
Me: A parkour course?
Sophie: Why do I have this feeling that we're not gonna like this 'parkour course'?
Ginger: Because you aren't. Let's go
Us: *activate teleporter*
Lily: We're here
Everyone: *sees massive parkour course that has a variety of dangerous things in it*
Me: This is what you'll be doing today
Everyone: WHAT?!
Ginger: *laughs* Don't worry, it's not gonna kill you. But it's gonna seem like it
Everyone: WHAT?!
Lily: Simulates the feeling
Me: Ok, let's get down to business
Lily: *singing* To defeat the Huns!
Me: *also singing* Did they send me daughters
Me and Lily: *still singing* WHEN I ASKED FOR SONS!!!
Ginger: I regret letting you two watch Mulan last night
Me: *laughing* So, first you go to your podiums and observe. As you can see, there is a climbing wall. Once you get on the podium, and the timer goes off, you have to scale the wall. If you climb it too slow, you fall in lava. Get it? (It's basically the climbing wall they have at CHB)
Everyone: *stare at me*
Me: It's okay, once you step on the podium, a version of this appears, and you do it until the last task. Then you all join together into one thing, but when you see each other depends on how the other person does
Tam: If you hurt my sister-
Ginger: *snaps fingers*
Tam: *can't speak anymore*
Me: So after that you do the rope course, above a lake
Linh: Lake? Water?
Me: Yes. With crocodiles.
Biana: Eep
Me: And then you leap from tree to tree without falling into the pit of vipers underneath all the trees
Everyone: *screams*
Me: Then, you go into the cave, and find a bright aqua gem in the heart of the cave as fast as you can before the poison fog in the cave gets you
Dex: I regret joining this
Me: If you get to the gem without dying, it should transport you to an arena, where only one person can get the last thing, a white rose. Once you get to the white rose, you will have a surprise
Lily: Got it?
Sophie: Yes and I do not want to do this
Keefe: Do we have to?
Ginger: Yes
Me: Get to your podiums, and no using abilities!
Everyone: *go off to podiums*
Fotz: *decides to step off before timer goes off and blows up*
Me: *smirks*
Dex: *looses footing and nearly falls in lava* *loses seconds of time and get burned by lava*
Me (doing commentary): 2 DOWN, 5 LEFT! LET'S SEE IF SOPHIE, KEEFE, TAM, LINH, AND BIANA FARE BETTER!!!
Linh: *falls but uses hydrokinesis to stop, then realizes it doesn't work and dies*
Me: LINH HAI SONG HAS BEEN EATEN BY CROCODILES!!! BAD LUCK! LET THE REST CONTINUE!!!
Me: SOPHIE ELIZABETH FOSTER HAS TWISTED HER ANKLE!!!
Everyone that's left: *gets really hurt by the poison fog*
Sophie: *is slow because of her ankle and dies*
Me: SOPHIE DOWN!!! LET'S SEE HOW WELL KEEFE, TAM AND BIANA DO!!!
Everyone that hasn't died: *stares at the arena* *realizes that arena has hundreds and thousands of white roses*
Me: GOOD LUCK FINDING THE LEGIT ONE!!!
Tam: *bends down to pick up something silver*
Tam: *realizes it's a knife*
Tam: *whirls around to Keefe and slashes him in the arm*
Keefe: Hey!
Tam: *slashes Keefe in the other arm*
Me: LOOKS LIKE TAM HAS FIGURED IT OUT!!!
Keefe: Huh?
Tam: *starts stabbing Keefe*
Tam: We're supposed to kill each other to get to the final rose
Keefe: *snatches dagger and disarms Tam* Ha! Take that, Bangs Boy!
Tam: *finds a pair of double swords and starts dueling Keefe*
Keefe: *somehow manages to find a scythe and starts dueling with Tam*
Biana: *sneaks around the fighting boys and tests out roses* *touches center rose* *gets transported to a test room* *goes through her fear landscape without dying*
Me: AND BIANA AMBERLY VACKER IS THE WINNER!!!
Tam and Keefe: *are yonked out of the course*
Ginger: Biana's the winner! *hands Biana parkour master achievement*
Me: BYE!!!
Everyone: Bye!
Hehe, that was fun to write!
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FanfictionSo yeah there's a whole billion of these but I really really really wanted to do this. And I know I'll have a lotta competition but the idea's been in my head for a while so I just gave in a made this. I know, I have too much competition but still...
