Me: *rides a horse into the react room shooting arrows and singing 'I'll make a man out of you'*
Tam: Yup. Officially gone insane
Lily: *squeal squeal squeal and does the same*
Sophie: So um... what are we reacting to today?
Lily: SEE IF YOU CAN GUESS!!!
Tam: People gone insane
Linh: *splashes Tam*
Keefe: My awesome hair?
Fitz: You and your hair...
Dex: Gadgets?
Biana: Make up? Fancy dresses?
Sophie: Mulan?
Everyone except Sophie: *look at Sophie and stare* What's Mulan?
Me: NO TO ALL!!! Except you Sophie you kinda got it, we're reacting to Disney today
Keefe: We already have a Dizznee here
Us (In this react it will be me and Lily): WRONG DISNEY!!!
Fitz: Wait where's Ginger?
Tam: The only halfway sane person in your trio
Linh: Tam, be nice!
Us: LET'S HAVE A DISNEY MOVIE MARATHON!!!
~After the Disney movie marathon~
Sophie: I AM MOANA!!!
Linh: 7 am, the usual morning line up!
Biana: For the first time in forever!
Girls: LET IT GO!!! LET IT GO!!!
Fitz: *glaring* WHAT DID YOU DO?!
Me: Calm down, Mister Anger Issues, we just introduced wonderful into their lives
Fitz: *looks like a tomato* I do not have anger issues!
Me: Uh, yes you do, idiot mudblood
Fitz: *angry and confused* Mudblood?
Lily: *looks at me* This is pathetic. Do you or do you not have a master's degree in insults?
Me: I know, he's a total anemic Chandelierhead. But most of my really good ones contain swears, and I'd rather not destroy the innocence of some peeps
Lily: K
Fitz: *looks like he's gonna explode* SHUT. UP.
Me: Sure, dumbhead
Tam: Is this a react to some sort of Dishni thing, or a react to you insulting people
Me: It's Disney. And in the future, I will write a react where I insult you
Sophie: Write?
Lily: Obliviate *Kotlc forgets the write slip*
Me: Thanks
Keefe: So uh what're we gonna do now? Go home?
Me: NO!!!
Dex: Then what?
Us: DISNEYLAND!!!
Sophie: YES YES YES THANK YOU BUBBLES THANK YOU LILY AHHHH I LOVE DISNEYLAND SOOOOOO MUCH!!!
Fitz: What now?
Me: You deaf or something? I said, we're going to Disneyland, dummy!
Fitz: *gets mad* *starts randomly yelling stuff* *upsets Sophie*
Me: *dumps gasoline over his head*
Fitz: *even angrier and continues to yell*
Me: And just for that, you can't come with us
Fitz: I DON'T CARE
Me: Actually you can come, but just for one ride. Then I'm trapping you in the hamster cage
Fitz: *more yelling*
Lily: OML Bubbles I think you got him really mad this time
Me: Please shut up Fitz, thank you
Fitz: *shuts up*
Biana: Can you teach me how to do that?
Me: Later. For now, Disneyland!
Lily: You'll be coming too Ritz Cracker, we have the hamster cage with us
~Disneyland~
Me: Pirates of the Carribean first, k?
Everyone except Fitz: DEAL
Fitz: This place is lame
Us: *gasp* HowdareyouinsultDisneylanditsthebestplaceintheworldstupidChandelierheadwaittillyoutrytherollercoastersandthefoodandtheridesandseetheparadeandWAITNOYOUCANTBECAUSEYOURINTHEHAMSTERCAGE
Everyone: Huh?
Lily: Never mind. Let's go
Everyone + Us: *rides*
Everyone except Sophie: AHHH THAT WAS SO FUN CAN WE RIDE AGAIN?!?!?!?!??!
Sophie: *smiles*
Me: Not yet, we still have plenty to go! Also, Ritz, in the hamster cage you go! Woop! *points from Ritz to hamster cage*
Fotz: *gets transported into cage*
Fotz: AHHH LET ME OUT!!!
Me: Shaddup, you
Fotz: MMF WRF MM RRRF WM BRWM
Me: I said, shaddup!
Fotz: *can't speak anymore*
Me: Done
Lily: AHHH SIREN'S ROCK NEXT!!!
Me: Ooh, water, fun!
Linh: Water? Hehe! *tidal wave*
Me: JEEZ LINH YOU CAN'T JUST DO THAT THE MIST WON'T STOP WAVES AND THEN YOU'LL BE FRONT PAGE NEWS *stops tidal wave*
Fitz: *tries to speak but can't*
Keefe: What's the Mist?
Me: Never mind
Sophie: It's a thing that can make illusions
Us: *glares at Sophie*
Sophie: What?
Me: Never mind. Siren's Rock.
And dat is the end! For now. Cause I'm lazy and I need to post something
Shoutout to the wonderful @bunnies2020, @1-800-LIVI3, and @SparKotlcAlicorn! Love y'all!
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